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Today, I decided to let in my new German Shepherd puppy inside to show the guest how adorable he is. In the middle of our conversation, he came running up to us with my vibrator in his mouth. FML

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On 10/27/2010 at 3:37am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

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A golden vibrator retriever

#10 - On 10/27/2010 at 10:27am by RedPillSucks

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Aww. Puppies are so cute. Mine would take used pads and tampons out of the trash and chew them up in the living room. Adorable!

#6 - On 10/27/2010 at 10:20am by JonnyNoThumbs

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