By lucki - 27/10/2010 06:50 - Canada

Today, at work, there is a rumor going around that I'm gay. Somewhat curious at how did this start, I asked a co-worker. He said I was seen 3 days ago at a mall holding hands with someone who looks like a guy from behind. Three days ago, I was at the mall with my girlfriend. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 461
You deserved it 3 892

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luckiXiii 4

OP here, going to try and clarify all misunderstanding. #1: i'm a 100% heterosexual male! #2: my girlfriend is pretty and i love her for all she's worth. #3: i'm well known in my circle of friends and their families, so they can tell it's me even from behind. #4: the reason why my girlfriend was mistaken for a guy, was probably because she had short hair, and she was wearing my baggy jacket which i let her borrow because she was cold that day. And I took some of the advice from people here and brought her to work! Showed those people a thing or two! Haha!

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asheh 0

pretty sure a guy can date a girl who may have hair as short as a male without being considered gay? women have every right to have their hair or style how they want it without being called a lesbian/boy/butch etc

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Tobigofastick 0

Dude next time bring your girlfriend to the office.

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KittehSayzRAWR 0

Smart idea, only if she's good looking though.

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GlaoigharAirm 0

Ah yes, an old hairy ape of man of a woman she is.

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McCamryn123 0

more of an FML for your girlfriendd.. AHA(:

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BethiiGeex 0

how does he know it was you from the behind anyway xD

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marinus_fml 19

Maybe you should snuggle up with her, and tell her to shave her mustache?

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Pyro_Panda 4

"someone who looks like a guy FROM BEHIND" ...just saying, and have a nice day!

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SpaceMannn 0

isn't it f*** her life for looking like a guy?

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iamchuck 0

If you are dating women that look like men, you just might be.

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asheh 0

pretty sure a guy can date a girl who may have hair as short as a male without being considered gay? women have every right to have their hair or style how they want it without being called a lesbian/boy/butch etc

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

^This. Although, tbf, a girl should know it's a possibility with certain hairstyles, particularly those crazy-angled dyed-black coon-tail styles that are so popular among the emo and scene set. If you don't take your build and style under consideration before you choose a possibly unisex hairstyle, you can't get too offended when people get confused.

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Justforlolz 14

Your girlfriend will be pissed whne she finds out...

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Soteria 0

from behind? you are overreacting it's not a fml! Most of the commentors, get some reading glasses or go back to first grade and learn how to read!

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suave0510 0

Uh yes dis fml sucks u just want attention

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