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Today, after much thought and serious consideration, I nervously admitted to my boyfriend that I'm Bisexual. The first thing that he said in response was: "Want a threesome?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11899) - you deserved it (26925)

On 10/18/2010 at 4:00am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Australian Capital Territory)

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Seriously, you want a 3some?

#1 - On 10/18/2010 at 9:45am by guilio_2008

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Most men can hardly satisfy 1 woman so what the hell will they do with 2?

#76 - On 10/18/2010 at 1:00pm by schalk

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