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Today, I told my dad that I had a herpes infection. He said "Good." FML


I agree, your life sucks (17180) - you deserved it (36452)

On 10/18/2010 at 2:36am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

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he must think you deserve it!

#8 - On 10/18/2010 at 6:15am by catherine012

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All the conclusion jumping in here makes me dizzy. I hope all of you realise you can get herpes if you have sex just once and you use protection. I also hope none of you find that out the hard way. Not saying that's the case here, just saying it could be.

#26 - On 10/18/2010 at 6:40am by ImaginaryFoe

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