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Today, I texted my ex boyfriend that I still loved him. He texted back asking if this was some sort of booty call. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9898) - you deserved it (28799)

On 10/15/2010 at 1:15pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Nepal

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Because this is totally the thing to say in a text message.

#3 - On 10/15/2010 at 5:05pm by saint_jimmy

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Why, yes. Yes, it is.

You may couch it in terms of love and romance and affection, but in reality, it's just a booty call. If a guy doesn't want to give up his booty to you, he must really hate you. Even if he mildly disliked you, he wouldn't pass up the chance for some sex.

#6 - On 10/15/2010 at 5:08pm by perdix

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