You obviously don't know how hard it is to train a bird. Neither do I, but still I guess it's more difficult than having sex.
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It's her bird, not yours. So why'd you even move it anyway? Totally unnecessary. Just pick up where you left off and keep going. Gives your little man a breather anyway so he can calm down and go the distance.
Also while training animals or children, you don't separate them from you when they're doing something you want to encourage - that's what you do when you want them to knock it off. Whining, screaming, barking... you ignore and leave the room. That's essentially what you did.
+15 | 11
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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