FML : Today, a very intoxicated man came in to my workplace and bought 50 dollars worth of yogurt, talked about the fact that he shouldn't have to wear pants...

Today, a very intoxicated man came in to my workplace and bought 50 dollars worth of yogurt, talked about the fact that he shouldn't have to wear pants in public, then threw up all over the register. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

SiaJoy Say more :

OP here, I love all of the comments you have written :D I didn't think this would get published. But to answer some questions the puke did get all over my shirt, the man apologized to me before stumbling out of the store, and my boss let me leave early. I did not have to clean anything but myself. Maintenance took care of it and they shut down the register for a while to take of it. Thanks for the comments guys :D any questions feel free to message me.

By SiaJoy / Tuesday 7 July 2015 06:00 / United States - Augusta

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By nash1991 | 20

#6343519 - Tuesday 7 July 2015 18:21

At least he WAS wearing pants...

By ScratchCatPower | 31

#6343515 - Tuesday 7 July 2015 18:19

I'm not sure how to react to this...

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By ScratchCatPower | 31

#6343515 - Tuesday 7 July 2015 18:19

I'm not sure how to react to this...

DaRito | 25

#6343574 - Tuesday 7 July 2015 18:59

I reacted by clicking FYL

XxDevilxXGt | 26

#6343777 - Tuesday 7 July 2015 22:08

I would be pretty excited to meet a burned spy named Michael Weston.

vikky538 | 28

#6343924 - Wednesday 8 July 2015 1:18

You dont have to .. That drunken guy already reacted well in front of OP

By Afroninja4566 | 21

#6343518 - Tuesday 7 July 2015 18:21

OP, if you're reading this please follow up. This sounds really interesting

Baustigt | 40

#6343584 - Tuesday 7 July 2015 19:10

The guy vomited. Then, presumably, he left. Unless you want to hear about how many chunks of carrot OP cleaned from between the register keys, or what flavour yogurt drunk men hanker for on lonely summer nights, I think that's the end of the story.

MrSassypants | 31

#6343707 - Tuesday 7 July 2015 21:03

I bet it is strawberry yogurt with both artificial and natural strawberry flavor. Yummy.

ForComments | 1

#6347667 - Saturday 11 July 2015 19:27

I'm glad it was handled that way. I know it sucks, but it just gets alil depressing seeing how insane people get about punishing each other. Especially in the comments. Jail would have been insanely harsh for what he did, which is being a drunk idiot. It happens, no need to possibly ruin someone's life over it.