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Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my fingers got stuck between the wall and headboard. Screaming, he thought I was enjoying the sex and kept going even harder. I have 3 broken fingers. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45317) - you deserved it (8161)

On 10/12/2010 at 8:57am - intimacy - by fungettingdressed - United States

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Lol. Now that's the meaning of rough sex.

#1 - On 10/12/2010 at 1:16pm by Nyc__Princess

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Next time yell stop?

#3 - On 10/12/2010 at 1:17pm by MAGNAVOX

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