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Today, I was at work on a smoke break. I work at a truck stop, and it was around 2am. This old man pulls in and asks me if I would like to join him for some dinner. I said no, and told him I was working. He replies, "How much do you charge?" Apparently, even in sweats I look like a hooker. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28296) - you deserved it (5969)

On 10/05/2010 at 5:41am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

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Not even sweats can hide all that sexy!

#3 - On 10/05/2010 at 10:05am by schwancy

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Here's one reason to quit smoking that you probably never thought of up until now. The list is apparently never-ending.

#5 - On 10/05/2010 at 10:08am by FYLDeep

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