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Today, I found out my boyfriend had his phone taken away by his dad for this past week. I have been sending him naked photos and other naughty things this entire week, or so I thought. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10282) - you deserved it (25501)

On 09/27/2010 at 3:30pm - intimacy - by Liz - United States (Florida)

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best. punishment. ever. XD

#1 - On 09/27/2010 at 5:17pm by jpwdragon

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if you and your boyfriend are of the age where one's phone might be taken away, you shouldn't be sexting.

#7 - On 09/27/2010 at 5:24pm by jif

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