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Today, I learned that my girlfriend gives good head. I didn't find out by getting one, I found out by my drunk best friend telling me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33960) - you deserved it (2813)

On 09/26/2010 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

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drinking certainly brings out the truth!

#1 - On 09/27/2010 at 3:10am by ILoveMyXbox

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you should get head before you dump her

#4 - On 09/27/2010 at 3:16am by codisimus

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