TMI

By Anonymous - 26/09/2010 23:52 - United States

Spicy
Today, I learned that my girlfriend gives good head. I didn't find out by getting one, I found out by my drunk best friend telling me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 872
You deserved it 3 025

Same thing different taste

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yeah it does. its how i found out my gf was cheating. she was texting the guy with me in the same room

smiles4life 1

^^sorry man. I've been told that same thing. lol it's amazing how un-shy i become after a few drinks.

sheribb 5

congrats your girlfriend is a ****.

KingDingALing 9

#9, you should write an fml about that... :p I hope that you went off on her because that's really ****** up.

IphonFML 6

how come the truth only comes out when ur drunk/high???:P

Or it's just the effects of the chemicals on the brain affecting your judgement...

PanteraRules 0

May I be your bestfriend since your bestfriends get that good of treatment?

how come it's always the bestfriends?

At least now you know...but really fyl

El_Mero_Mero 0
FMyLifeCereal 0
sugarbaby79 0
valtraxman69 0

Guess you could say there's a good chance you're next. OH YEAH!

cbr600_fml 0

at least u know she is a hoe now dump her ass

joshsgirlfriendd 0

******* sIut. don't even touch her, she is probably a walking STD. dump the ho.

FirstBornUnicorn 0

The woman's mouth is the most germ-ridden place. Statistically the most unsafe place for a man to put his penis.

smiles4life 1

that was the most interesting fact I've heard all day. if you'll excuse me I'm going to brush my teeth now. lmao xD

EODgf 7

you should at least get a bj and then right when your done, break up with her.