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Today, I discovered that if I put my ankles on my boyfriends shoulders while we are having sex, I will pee myself. FML


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On 09/22/2010 at 1:37am - intimacy - by noname - Canada (Quebec)

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sucks. fun position though ;). pee before sex. it'll help. research it too, the feeling of pee isn't pee though.

#1 - On 09/22/2010 at 6:22am by bombtastic

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are u sure ur just not "squirting"? He would be hitting ur g spot that way...

#3 - On 09/22/2010 at 6:26am by lonley_mom

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