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Today, I had to go visit my grandma. While in her bathroom, the floss I was using cut my gum, I then proceded to make sounds of slight pain. My grandma was, at the same moment, walking by and said "Don't masturbate in side of my bathroom you sick teen!" Now my grandma thinks I am a pervert. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42973) - you deserved it (4012)

On 04/25/2009 at 3:51am - intimacy - by bongoboy - United States (California)

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