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Today, my boyfriend of three years decided it was finally time to have sex. After we did, he told me that he was sleeping with another girl. He wanted to have sex with me to see who was better. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36591) - you deserved it (4465)

On 09/16/2010 at 8:35pm - intimacy - by Laura - United States (Wisconsin)

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Oooo did you win?

Is your prize a dip-shit boyfriend?

#3 - On 09/17/2010 at 3:32am by schwancy

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Wait, he decided?!

#1 - On 09/17/2010 at 3:31am by shy89

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