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Today, I was woken up by my sister and her husband pretending to make moaning sounds in the room next to mine. I began to make moaning sounds as well to fight back. It turns out the "moaning" was actually their dogs snoring down stairs. Breakfast was awkward. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7696) - you deserved it (23873)

On 09/06/2010 at 1:02pm - intimacy - by jackson (man) - United States (California)

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Your sister's sex moans sound like a dog's? What a bitch!

#13 - On 09/06/2010 at 6:00pm by perdix

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were you thinking that if they heard u pretending you would be cool or something? itd be awkward either way

#9 - On 09/06/2010 at 5:35pm by BJTrock

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