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Today, I walked in on my mom's boyfriend jacking off. The worst part was that he didn't stop. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30290) - you deserved it (2907)

On 09/01/2010 at 2:16am - intimacy - by Jill Shanks - United States

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how long did you wait for him to stop? hahaha

#3 - On 09/01/2010 at 6:09am by Oanaj

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Years and years ago, my now ex husband had the Disney movie Pocahontas in the VCR (do you kids even remember those?) and when I walked into the room he was furiously wanking to it. I was grossed out for DAYS.

#12 - On 09/01/2010 at 6:17am by Nefertatah

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