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Today, my boyfriend questioned why I always put my shirts in the dryer right before wearing them. I told him it was because the dryer causes my shirts to regain their form and tightness. His response: "You should throw your vagina in there along with them." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32860) - you deserved it (11289)

On 08/30/2010 at 1:51pm - intimacy - by FYouBoyfriend (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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lmfao, nice

#1 - On 08/30/2010 at 5:07pm by MimE

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No its not an epic comeback, nor is it hilarious or actually funny in the least. It was so obvious and blatantly uninspired, that its basically on par with just saying "you are a whore" at random.

#31 - On 08/30/2010 at 5:40pm by Good_old_Grim

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