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Today, I witnessed my girlfriend scratch her crotch and then sniff her fingers. FML


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On 08/30/2010 at 3:30am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

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and?? I've seen boys do that too. lol

#2 - On 08/30/2010 at 10:03am by christa953

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That's hot. Scratch 'n sniff.

#9 - On 08/30/2010 at 10:04am by nuts_in_your_fac

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