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Today, my girlfriend asked me how big the Sun would be compared to the Earth. I didn't have anything on me to help demonstrate, so to imitate the Earth, I made a small hole with my index finger and thumb and said "Okay, imagine a ball this small." She then looked at my crotch. FML

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On 08/27/2010 at 8:23am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)

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So? Maybe it's just me but giant testes really aren't a must-have quality in a man.

#3 - On 08/27/2010 at 12:56pm by killabee

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how old is your gf? 10? what kinda lame and ramdom question is that? tell her that if earth is the size of ur pee hole then sun is her vagina..

#31 - On 08/27/2010 at 1:57pm by texas_nemo

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