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Today, my girlfriend asked me how big the Sun would be compared to the Earth. I didn't have anything on me to help demonstrate, so to imitate the Earth, I made a small hole with my index finger and thumb and said "Okay, imagine a ball this small." She then looked at my crotch. FML


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On 08/27/2010 at 8:23am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)

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So? Maybe it's just me but giant testes really aren't a must-have quality in a man.

#3 - On 08/27/2010 at 12:56pm by killabee

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pahahahaha tht sux, but it made me laugh(:

#1 - On 08/27/2010 at 12:54pm by just_nicole

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