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Today, I went to get a condom because my boyfriend and I were going to have sex for the first time. When I opened the drawer, I saw that every single condom had a Jesus pin stabbed through it, and a note on top of the box: "love mom." FML

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On 02/24/2009 at 8:20pm - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (New York)

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You should go to your mom in two weeks and be like "MOM I THINK THE CONDOMS I HAD DIDN'T WORK! NOW IM PREGNANT!"
and then we'll see who's laughing.

#1 - On 02/25/2009 at 3:13am by haha

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bill her for the replacement condom!

Also write Love, Your Safe Daughter

#6 - On 02/25/2009 at 3:19am by curious_missy

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