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Today, I went to get a condom because my boyfriend and I were going to have sex for the first time. When I opened the drawer, I saw that every single condom had a Jesus pin stabbed through it, and a note on top of the box: "love mom." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (95902) - you deserved it (16559)

On 02/24/2009 at 8:20pm - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (New York)

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