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Today, I took my brother and nieces to the zoo. Two of the lions at the exhibit were mating, so I said, "They're playing leap-frog." My 4-year-old niece said, "Looks like they're fucking to me." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45617) - you deserved it (14553)

On 08/21/2010 at 12:49pm - intimacy - by mc_dreamy - United States (Oklahoma)

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oooh .. aha u need to guide that kid . before she becomes a single mom on the future .. haha

#1 - On 08/21/2010 at 5:22pm by xsnapxitsxjustin

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WOW! What has she been learning at preschool!?

#4 - On 08/21/2010 at 5:23pm by jussjess

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