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Today, I thought it would be really hot to watch porn while my girlfriend and I were having sex. I got so hot and aroused that I came before the previews even ended. That was less than one minute. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13835) - you deserved it (67536)

On 04/23/2009 at 7:42am - intimacy - by waitforit (man) - United States (California)

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