Today, my boyfriend and I ordered pizza and watched a movie. After dinner we started to make out. I began to take my clothes off when he stopped me. He said that sex is exercise and you can't exercise for 30 minutes after eating. FML

by oumalina / 08/11/2010 at 9:54pm / United States (California) / Intimacy

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  • haha isn't that the rule for swimming or something

    #6 - On 08/12/2010 at 3:19am by _streets_

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  • The real Fml here is that you two made out after eating pizza.. Not a very appetizing taste you want in your mouth mixed with someone else's saliva. :/

    #13 - On 08/12/2010 at 3:23am by Raleigh_bruh

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