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Today, my boyfriend and I ordered pizza and watched a movie. After dinner we started to make out. I began to take my clothes off when he stopped me. He said that sex is exercise and you can't exercise for 30 minutes after eating. FML


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On 08/11/2010 at 9:54pm - intimacy - by oumalina (woman) - United States (California)

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haha isn't that the rule for swimming or something

#6 - On 08/12/2010 at 3:19am by _streets_

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The real Fml here is that you two made out after eating pizza.. Not a very appetizing taste you want in your mouth mixed with someone else's saliva. :/

#13 - On 08/12/2010 at 3:23am by Raleigh_bruh

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