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Today, my friends and I were celebrating Spring Break by going out to a club. I saw a very, very cute girl sipping a drink at the bar all by herself. Trying to be a stud I walked over and said "What are you doing Friday night?" Her response: "Not you." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23252) - you deserved it (73292)

On 04/23/2009 at 12:20am - intimacy - by rejected (man) - United States (Nevada)

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This just made my day :)

#3 - On 04/23/2009 at 6:09am by danza

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You tried to use a cheesy pickup line and you got shot down. Oh yea stud, FYL indeed.

#6 - On 04/23/2009 at 6:15am by Jimboom

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