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Today, my brother's girlfriend and my girlfriend went out shopping. My brother's girlfriend bought a pair of killer black heels and a box of condoms. My girlfriend bought a pair of orange Crocs and a vibrator. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40792) - you deserved it (13290)

On 08/09/2010 at 9:24am - intimacy - by Mikey832 (man) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

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vibrator - 1
you - 0

lol

#6 - On 08/09/2010 at 1:51pm by zelly05

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quit whining OP. Maybe your girlfriend has better things to do than you

#25 - On 08/09/2010 at 2:08pm by CitrusGirl

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