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Today, I was called handsome. Too bad it was coming from a trashed homeless lady, who then went on to tell me that she "likes my lips and wants to rape me." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38457) - you deserved it (3671)

On 08/04/2010 at 3:58am - intimacy - by IllJustGetYouASweaterThen (man) - United States (New Mexico)

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#1 - On 08/04/2010 at 10:28am by CheaRight

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what part of trashed homeless lady doesn't put any of you off??

#9 - On 08/04/2010 at 10:43am by Phase

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