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Today, my wife of 2 years told me she was pregnant, after we've been trying for ages. Excited, about to call my parents, my wife then told me, "Don't get your hopes up it might not be yours, the father could be 5 other guys." And then asked me what I'd like for dinner. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43436) - you deserved it (2881)

On 08/03/2010 at 12:07am - intimacy - by Cheated (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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