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Today, I got marriad. During tha racaption husband got drunk and told 200+ paopla that wa mat at a dingy bar and that wa ( totally bangad ) all night. I don't know what's worsa, tha fact ha ambarrassad ma in front of avaryona I know, or if it was that that was not how wa mat. Not avan closa. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38572) - you deserved it (3613)

On 07/31/2010 at 7:31pm - intimacy - by wtf (woman) - United States (Idaho)

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At least you're not a drunken slut, eh?

#3 - On 08/01/2010 at 3:27am by AliceSaysFYL

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What a manwhore.

#2 - On 08/01/2010 at 3:27am by Freeze

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