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Today, me and my girlfriend were watching some show about sex on the discovery channel. The topic of female orgasms came up and she said, "Wow, I wonder what that's like?" We've been dating and sexually active for three years. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41331) - you deserved it (16980)

On 02/24/2009 at 6:01am - intimacy - by secret123 - United States

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she's been waiting 3 years for just the right way to tell you.

#4 - On 02/24/2009 at 10:11am by vaykay

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It's her fault for not telling you, you can't be expected to do different things if you think what you are currently doing is working.

#10 - On 02/24/2009 at 10:24am by thatsucks

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