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Today, me and my girlfriend were watching some show about sex on the discovery channel. The topic of female orgasms came up and she said, "Wow, I wonder what that's like?" We've been dating and sexually active for three years. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38010) - you deserved it (15763)

On 02/24/2009 at 6:01am - intimacy - by secret123 - United States

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she's been waiting 3 years for just the right way to tell you.

#4 - On 02/24/2009 at 10:11am by vaykay

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Why do guys always complain about this here? Men and women are different, and that's just the way things are. A lot of guys can't make their girlfriends orgasm. Getting all whiny about it is seriously unattractive, in my opinion. If she's still with you, she obviously doesn't have a problem with it. If you do, try harder.

#16 - On 02/24/2009 at 11:05am by Capybara

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