Submit your FML story

  • - Concept : An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick :
Categories :
Man or woman?
Email notification?

Today, me and my girlfriend were watching some show about sex on the discovery channel. The topic of female orgasms came up and she said, "Wow, I wonder what that's like?" We've been dating and sexually active for three years. FML

#121656
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35379) - you deserved it (14119)

On 02/24/2009 at 6:01am - intimacy - by secret123 - United States

Ren's life also sucks
Today, I applied for a job in an Italian restaurant. Ideally I wanted to be a hostess…

sillyrabbit also deserved it
Today, after I had filled up my car and got into it I saw a cute guy running towards me.…

Top comments

she's been waiting 3 years for just the right way to tell you.

#4 - On 02/24/2009 at 10:11am by vaykay

See in context

+14

Why do guys always complain about this here? Men and women are different, and that's just the way things are. A lot of guys can't make their girlfriends orgasm. Getting all whiny about it is seriously unattractive, in my opinion. If she's still with you, she obviously doesn't have a problem with it. If you do, try harder.

#16 - On 02/24/2009 at 11:05am by Capybara

See in context

+7

Comments

Loading...

Comments

Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.

Top of the page

You must have an FML account to comment.

Don't have an FML account yet ? Sign up to FML!



FML's blog

  • Sharina's Illustrated FML
  • Hi gang! Glad to see you all again, hope you’re doing fine and dandy. We are, amazing stuff has happened in amongst all the drudge and sludge. We’ve spent the week listening to the greatest album ever…

Friday 24 May 2013

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on:

© 2008-2013 by