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Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he told me I was the love of his life. Afterwards, he clarified his statement. I was the love of his life, because I was in his life at that moment. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23077) - you deserved it (3805)

On 07/26/2010 at 4:15pm - intimacy - by robm (woman) - United States (Texas)

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what a douche

#2 - On 07/26/2010 at 6:57pm by supergirl69

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Ladies, statements made by men while their penises are in you are null and void.

You really should wear earplugs during sex if you can't get that truth to sink in.

#91 - On 07/26/2010 at 10:22pm by perdix

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