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Today, I was wearing my yoga pants for my boyfriend. He's infatuated with them. He claims they make my ass look nice. I found out it's because I constantly get a camel toe, and it gives him a semi every time he sees it. I found this out by listening to him and his father at dinner. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28979) - you deserved it (9410)

On 07/25/2010 at 8:42pm - intimacy - by cameltoeyourface (woman) - United States (Arizona)

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hot .

#1 - On 07/26/2010 at 3:03am by DeathwishCanada

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Don't pull your pants up so high woman.

#26 - On 07/26/2010 at 3:20am by FFML_314

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