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Today, I spent 100 dollars on lingerie. I put it on, walk out to the living room, and tell my boyfriend to follow me into the bedroom. He says no, and then pretends to fall asleep. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29521) - you deserved it (5543)

On 07/24/2010 at 7:59pm - intimacy - by Anonymous90 (woman) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

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Who needs lingerie? Walk out there naked. Duh!

#7 - On 07/25/2010 at 3:09am by nicknesser

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option 1: sell them them both on eBay
option 2: kill your boyfriend and keep the lingerie

#8 - On 07/25/2010 at 3:09am by Son_of_Helghan

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