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Today, I was emailing my professor about what chapters our test is on this afternoon. She accidentally emailed me informing me of the date she went on last night, including that she "got laid... yay!!" and a picture. I still don't know what chapters I'm being tested on. FML

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On 04/20/2009 at 1:12pm - intimacy - by TMI (woman) - United States (Arizona)

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Pretty sure that's more of a FHL.

And with that information on her, I really don't think you need to be studying.

#3 - On 04/20/2009 at 2:01pm by mobius8

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Are you kidding me? It doesn't matter what chapters you're getting tested on, you have blackmail!

Don't even do the test. Instead, write a short answer question summarizing the events of her night and how students hearing about their teachers sex lives is traumatizing and will require extensive therapy.

#7 - On 04/20/2009 at 2:01pm by adelaide_evening

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