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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

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On 02/06/2009 at 10:29am - intimacy - by caroline (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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#1 - On 02/06/2009 at 3:08pm by bobmarkey

WTF IS UP WITH PEOPLE AND THESE 3 WAY INCESTS!?!? its jsut not right.....
well mayb if both of you are blonde twins i can see where it would b hott for him.... but still.... just dont touch ur sissys pussy

#320 - On 07/04/2009 at 11:29pm by MasterModeraor

Looks like a case for the new OFF! Incest Repellant.

#423 - On 02/08/2010 at 8:05pm by 153rdTrooper

how do the fuck does this shit happen

#440 - On 02/21/2010 at 12:06pm by gorillaz

that's my name, oh $hit.

#452 - On 03/03/2010 at 8:24pm by craziii

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incest is best!

#2 - On 02/06/2009 at 3:09pm by greenman

@greenman that is nasty

#415 - On 01/31/2010 at 9:10pm by fudgnugget

yaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy incest!!!!

#418 - On 02/04/2010 at 1:00am by beansoup

fuk you that's grossss

#422 - On 02/08/2010 at 7:15pm by mollyholden

by the look of greenman's pic, he would know

#432 - On 02/11/2010 at 12:26pm by comatoast

creepo

#433 - On 02/13/2010 at 3:57pm by thedeadman64

lol

#435 - On 02/16/2010 at 9:38pm by crazycornn

keep it in the family, thats what i say

#446 - On 02/27/2010 at 2:21pm by Billbo23

greenman scares me

#447 - On 02/28/2010 at 2:26am by bebz

Maybe he'd just remember a question Brittany asked him...?

#3 - On 02/06/2009 at 3:12pm by factory

#3 hahaha
number 82 and number 2: wtf you guys need therapists!! get help

#315 - On 07/02/2009 at 3:59pm by hahaha12

they don't need therapists, they are American they love incest

#425 - On 02/09/2010 at 12:26pm by Bl4ck_1c3

agree with 425

#426 - On 02/09/2010 at 8:07pm by crazeelife12

no, he was probably referring to a Brittany Spears song during sex, he just wantef her to "Hit me, baby, one more time"

#450 - On 03/02/2010 at 11:30pm by XBCX96

Actually, Japan and Asians countries are have more common incest cases than America.

#455 - On 03/09/2010 at 2:27pm by MrsUchiha

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#4 - On 02/06/2009 at 3:15pm by Josh

I find it hard to believe that he doesn't know anyone else named Brittany.

#5 - On 02/06/2009 at 3:16pm by j

I agree with #329, he probably knows another girl with the name Brittney. Duh. :P

#330 - On 07/13/2009 at 6:06pm by Daddy_Warbucks

what the fudge what a Hindi freaking ningan

#417 - On 02/02/2010 at 8:03pm by Silense_is_loud

330 is hot. but incest is not.

#424 - On 02/09/2010 at 8:33am by bigcajunfan

ya

#430 - On 02/11/2010 at 12:24am by smb4122

clearly no one in there right mind would sleep with there sibling

#437 - On 02/18/2010 at 4:26pm by bcwarrior60

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#6 - On 02/06/2009 at 3:20pm by truth

Maybe he's got a crush on Britney Spears, or the region of France named Brittany. Which spelling did he use when he yelled it?

#7 - On 02/06/2009 at 3:46pm by 24yoVirgin

#7 is a true visionary for this generation

#316 - On 07/03/2009 at 5:05am by StopBeingADouche

XD thats hilarious

#368 - On 09/06/2009 at 9:15pm by sickboy

wow nice :P funny shit tho

#414 - On 01/30/2010 at 7:27pm by ivyy

lol. that just made my day.

#428 - On 02/10/2010 at 3:20am by cambition

EW!

#8 - On 02/06/2009 at 4:27pm by somegirl

@4&6
Please don't run on "fake" this way. In fact, nobody can tell it, that's why the story was published (he just said his sister's name - or maybe he has an other girl that's name Brittany - nothing else, that's just a funny way).
You may have your own opinion about it, but please don't ruin other reader's pleasure. Thank you guys:)

#9 - On 02/06/2009 at 4:32pm by Didi

did you ask him?

#359 - On 08/22/2009 at 4:59pm by Than

lol ew ?

#10 - On 02/08/2009 at 10:18am by 2random

maybe he was thinking about britney spears!! lol.

#11 - On 02/09/2009 at 3:56pm by yosolo

EWWW lol what did he say after?

#12 - On 02/09/2009 at 9:35pm by Nae

I think this has got to be one of the worst FMLs...poor you.

Unless you know that he knows a really hot Brittany (who's clearly not his sister), then there's really no excuse. Incestuous issues....gross.

#13 - On 02/10/2009 at 2:16am by AngryChineseDriver.com

I like that you're totally okay with him cheating on his girlfriend, so long as he's not fantasizing about his sister in the process.

#350 - On 08/10/2009 at 1:22am by dan131m

I knew a guy who always seemed really overly interested in his little sister named Brittany, you aren't from Arkansas, where that sort of thing is commonplace, are you?

#14 - On 02/10/2009 at 8:20am by Iconoclast

hey u gotta keep it within the family

#15 - On 02/11/2009 at 1:41am by savage1

Freudian slip much?... hehehe

#16 - On 02/11/2009 at 11:19am by over9000

Ouch!

#17 - On 02/11/2009 at 3:30pm by Matu92

Incest: it's all relative!

#18 - On 02/11/2009 at 7:07pm by dumbchan

ah! i am sorry! that is...AHH!

#19 - On 02/12/2009 at 4:34pm by it_kinda_sucks16

lol!
thats creeepy!
incesttttt.

#20 - On 02/12/2009 at 9:50pm by tooty

Man that sucks, but i know how you feel. Found out a while ago that my gf was cheating on me with her cousin =(.

#21 - On 02/13/2009 at 3:59am by sadface

With her own cousin??!! that's nasty

#449 - On 02/28/2010 at 11:48pm by Piggilywiggily15

Maybe he heard her and was answering to a question.You could've been too into it to hear her,it can happen.

#22 - On 02/13/2009 at 8:47am by daintee

"People say weird shit during sex. This one time I called a girl Mom."--Randall Graves in Clerks

#23 - On 02/13/2009 at 7:07pm by ironleaf

Yes! You're the only other person who knows about those movies!

#434 - On 02/15/2010 at 4:16am by GiganTronic

So he wants(hopefully hasn't) to fuck his sister but instead he fantasizes he fucks her when he fucks you. You saying you never pretended he was brad pitt when he was fucking you ? Some fantasies are best kept fantasy but that doesn't mean you shouldn't be able to at least act them out.

#24 - On 02/14/2009 at 2:50am by Kekrops

Maybe he dated a girl also named Brittany? Haha.

#25 - On 02/14/2009 at 6:17am by maiden_girl

Don't count on knowing what people mean. It's not necessarily anything to do with any relatives. People often make very little sense.

#26 - On 02/14/2009 at 2:52pm by AJ

#24 - the whole last sentence in your comment makes no sense. Keeping something a fantasy means NOT acting it out. And really, who wants someone to actively be thinking about someone else while having sex? ESPECIALLY their sister. The guy sounds like a freak, don't make a excuses for him.

#27 - On 02/14/2009 at 6:47pm by jm

maybe your bf was thinking about britney spears while u guys were having sex lol

#28 - On 02/15/2009 at 11:16am by JK

are u sure it wasnt his mothers name?

in all seriousness...im SURE he knows another brittany...wake up

#29 - On 02/17/2009 at 3:27am by mike

Pray he was thinking about Britney Spears... though that's pretty awful too

#30 - On 02/17/2009 at 5:27am by Lauren

ewwwwww ew ew ew ew ew

#31 - On 02/17/2009 at 7:19pm by supermonkey

LMAOO thats soo funny

#32 - On 02/17/2009 at 9:28pm by gracexninjapants

HOLY AWKWARD MOMENT.

#33 - On 02/18/2009 at 1:32pm by ahahaha

WTF :|

#34 - On 02/18/2009 at 11:33pm by burlesque

lmaoo wtf are u kiddin??

#35 - On 02/19/2009 at 5:44am by damnitt

LOL

#36 - On 02/19/2009 at 2:21pm by heyguise

WINCEST.

#37 - On 02/19/2009 at 5:17pm by hc

Well Brittany is my name......so i aplogize.

#38 - On 02/20/2009 at 12:51am by Britt

Definitely Britney Spears.

There isn't a red blooded man alive who hasn't though about her during sex, only those who had the sense not to scream out her name as well.

#39 - On 02/20/2009 at 7:20pm by Sipos

Brittany is a common name.

#40 - On 02/20/2009 at 9:48pm by lolthx

if you truly believe he was referring to his sister.. i hope you broke up with the creep haha

#41 - On 02/21/2009 at 9:51am by sayrah

can you say EWWWW??! that's soooo wrong!

#42 - On 02/21/2009 at 9:45pm by SD0325

#2 WTF!!!

#43 - On 02/22/2009 at 10:08pm by JE

oh snap

#44 - On 02/22/2009 at 10:17pm by maui

Maybe it was normal for him to yell that, because YOU'RE HIS SISTER.

#45 - On 02/23/2009 at 4:19pm by rickastley

@37 puh, i wanted to say that :(
wish i had some real imoto-moe

#46 - On 02/25/2009 at 9:25am by ano

Keep it in the family!
;)

#47 - On 02/25/2009 at 6:19pm by that_one_guy

eww

#48 - On 02/25/2009 at 6:21pm by midnight

Umm...he's got issues.

#49 - On 02/25/2009 at 10:12pm by aiya~

Dude, did he give an explanation? Sometimes my xbf used to call me his best friend or his little sisters name just because he worked with them all day and spent so much time with them. I used to accidentally call him my horses name. It happens. Cut the dude some slack, ask him about it, and if you think it was anything more than a friodian slip...RUN!!! eww

#50 - On 02/26/2009 at 8:13am by DL

Next time he will scream the name of his father... It would be better for you to split up! ;)

#51 - On 02/26/2009 at 4:34pm by daytime_lantern

#7 killed me! haha! as for the name yelling...let's hope it wasn't his sister that he was thinking about. eck

#52 - On 02/28/2009 at 6:28am by itsbriiibaby

@50 .. Using the wrong name in casual conversation is fairly normal.. but sex?

#53 - On 02/28/2009 at 12:46pm by really..

siickk

#54 - On 02/28/2009 at 6:12pm by yaya!

EEEEEWWWWWW. Nasty!

#55 - On 02/28/2009 at 8:12pm by JD

Maybe he's cheating on a different Brittany?

#56 - On 02/28/2009 at 9:33pm by that_girl

That is fucked up!

#57 - On 02/28/2009 at 10:10pm by Wired_shut

ooooooooooooooohhhhhhhh
myyyyyyyyyyy
goshhhhhhhhhhhhh

ewww thats horrible

#58 - On 02/28/2009 at 11:37pm by dontjudgemeh123

wow that sucks

#59 - On 03/01/2009 at 2:43pm by trojan9

Either way that sucks......To have your bf call out anyones name but yours! Especially his sisters...Yuck

#60 - On 03/02/2009 at 1:40am by Miss

Well, ex-squeeze me, but maybe he knew a friend whose name was ALSO Brittany!!

#61 - On 03/02/2009 at 5:28pm by egaonogenki

ok people, really, even if this guy knows someone else named Brittany, or he's fantasizing about Britney Spears, his attention was clearly NOT on the person he was having sex with. it's a FML no matter how you spin it. I'm sorry :\

#62 - On 03/03/2009 at 1:36am by naiveprophet

@27: Obviously you've either never had sex or never had sex with the same person for more than a year.

After a while it kinda gets difficult to keep things interesting once you know all the other persons likes and dislikes and kind of get into a routine. So people at times think of other people while having sex with their partner, it's normal.

Granted I will admit that if thats his sister it's messed up. But otherwise, normal.

Oh and whoever said incest was commonplace in Arkansas is a douche who's never been to the South.

#63 - On 03/03/2009 at 10:26am by BamaFan112

Snap.
Let's hope it was an ex?
Or Britney Spears?

#64 - On 03/03/2009 at 4:07pm by livetoday

why go across the street when you can go across the hall?..

no but really..Britney spears?

#65 - On 03/04/2009 at 12:39am by mrdeeds23

if he was refering to his sister. hell, she must be smoking hot.

#66 - On 03/04/2009 at 2:07am by King_of_Kings

LOLOLOL!!!!! thank you for sharing, i just laughed out loud in my school library!

#67 - On 03/04/2009 at 10:57am by Lizo

thats some psyco stuff

#68 - On 03/04/2009 at 12:14pm by yuyo

LOOOOOL its soooooooooo ridiculous
(and horrible in same time )

#69 - On 03/04/2009 at 2:13pm by shalvius

I find it funnier that a guy screams anything during sex thats like girly lol

#70 - On 03/04/2009 at 4:00pm by silentdud

i agree with 70.but uhmmm anyways well it's just wrong anyway for him to call any other girls name even if it wasnt his sister dont you think.yeah sooo break up with him NOW.it would be weird if he really was talkin bout his sister :P

#71 - On 03/04/2009 at 5:37pm by taytay3696

hahah incest much?

#72 - On 03/04/2009 at 10:35pm by ddrfunkmaster

............

#73 - On 03/05/2009 at 1:38am by iheartmylife

LOL that sounds more embarrassing for him

#74 - On 03/05/2009 at 2:33am by fcktheworld

#7, way to make my day.

#75 - On 03/05/2009 at 7:18pm by camisado

On a scale of 1 to 10 on awkwardness...that certainly is an 11.

#76 - On 03/05/2009 at 10:13pm by blackshellbowser

i wonder if he scream your name when he does his sister??? hmmmm.

#77 - On 03/06/2009 at 6:38pm by Neecha101

lol incest is.................weird

#78 - On 03/06/2009 at 7:23pm by Heatstreak

SYBLING FAIL!

Rednecks.

#79 - On 03/06/2009 at 10:55pm by Failmaster

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#80 - On 03/07/2009 at 12:22am by Feh

My jaw just dropped... WHAT A TURN OF EVENTS... continue please haha

#81 - On 03/07/2009 at 5:21pm by gkc123

Sounds hot. You should dress up in a sexy outfit and pretend to be his sister. I bet he'll like it....

#82 - On 03/07/2009 at 11:16pm by ajturner1234

ha ha, no!
incest is not sexy!!! O.o

#319 - On 07/03/2009 at 10:52pm by silly_kate

what the fuck

#410 - On 01/21/2010 at 7:40pm by mollyholden

That's gross. Let's hope it was an ex...even then, you should have kicked his butt out of your bed.

#82...I don't even know what to say to you.

#83 - On 03/08/2009 at 3:00pm by SRMB4life

ewww tht disgusting

#84 - On 03/08/2009 at 5:13pm by basketball03

i think it was a different brittany
if not and he is doing his sister...thats just sick and wrong on sooo many levels

#85 - On 03/08/2009 at 10:40pm by linzey

Is he from West Virginia, by any chance?
...JK, but I'd hope it was some other Brittany. Sucks for you, sista.

#86 - On 03/10/2009 at 3:30pm by blackfiredudette

Wow, do you he wraps it up w/ Brittany? In one sense I could see why they wouldn't, but then again the last thing you want to do is knock your sister up. At any rate I'd tell their parents for kicks.

#87 - On 03/10/2009 at 10:19pm by twohundredandtwo

#7..LMAO!

#88 - On 03/11/2009 at 7:18pm by saaarrj

i think i just heaved

#89 - On 03/12/2009 at 12:55am by allayyyyyle

lmao@7

#90 - On 03/12/2009 at 3:58pm by roflmaonade

so much win.

#91 - On 03/13/2009 at 3:14am by kvnyaoi

i feel bad for you...you shouldn't have sex with him anymore.
that's grosss. who knows who brittany actually is. (maybe his sister or maybe another girl)

#92 - On 03/14/2009 at 1:48am by dewey318

could just be a reflex thing.... or something like.... well...
http://www.bokuimo-themovie.com/

#93 - On 03/14/2009 at 3:48am by harrowin

LMFAO WOWOWOW what happened after it? lololololol

#94 - On 03/14/2009 at 10:15pm by Phishyz

maybe he was watching porn and the girls name was britney....:P lmao

#95 - On 03/15/2009 at 3:02pm by shorty_love123

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
im sorry thats not fun, but think of it this way at least its not YOUR sister.......

#96 - On 03/15/2009 at 7:04pm by J_R_D_8

that's fucked up...

#97 - On 03/15/2009 at 8:33pm by hellyeah

oh wow... that's wrong on SOOO many levels!

#98 - On 03/15/2009 at 11:45pm by the_crazy_bitch

in todays world you young ones always got weird crap going on but i hope it was not his sister

#99 - On 03/16/2009 at 7:19am by dontyouknow

Woah.

#100 - On 03/16/2009 at 1:47pm by myster1ous

you know brittanys a pretty common name right ?
still, yikkkkkes.

#101 - On 03/16/2009 at 4:58pm by wont_stop

Baby your life isn't fucked. His is.

#102 - On 03/16/2009 at 5:11pm by hazzjazz

HAHA #7!

#103 - On 03/16/2009 at 9:30pm by Lubinduba

who hasn't thought of Britney Spears during sex?

#104 - On 03/16/2009 at 9:55pm by lolol182

one thing i believe needs to be clarified here.......its not Fuckyour life....its fuck his......ur off the hook

#105 - On 03/17/2009 at 9:03pm by jbf741

Flowers in the attic much? Incesttttttttttttttt

#107 - On 03/18/2009 at 1:28pm by rebel1013

ha wow thats disgusting

#108 - On 03/18/2009 at 6:03pm by ErinSaysHerro

Brittney's a common name. I highly doubt it was his sister, though obviously that still sucks for you.

#109 - On 03/18/2009 at 7:05pm by justthis1girl

LMAO @ 7 and 77.

Sucks babe. =( I'm sorry!

#110 - On 03/18/2009 at 7:22pm by xpapercutsx

im sorry hun = (
but atleast you found out,
i mean imagine if you didn't kno.
you'd be dating a disgusting freak.

#111 - On 03/18/2009 at 9:43pm by bee_weezy

Incest is wincest!

You know what they say about incest...keep it in the family.

=D

#112 - On 03/19/2009 at 12:07am by omgitssarah7

wincest?

#113 - On 03/19/2009 at 6:16pm by noobslayer92

maybe she (his sister) was knocking on the door:)

#114 - On 03/19/2009 at 7:36pm by rainstorm

I don't blame him... if i were getting laid by someone, and imagining Brittany, I would have SUCH A GREAT orgasm that I would possibly get penal cancer!!

#115 - On 03/19/2009 at 9:16pm by NeverMind88

Oh fuck. Even if its not his sister that sucks for you!

#116 - On 03/19/2009 at 9:28pm by Hana12343214

that guy has HUGE issues.

#117 - On 03/19/2009 at 10:29pm by Livi1

ok how do you know he was talking about his sister, also its really easy to get names mixed up but if he was fantasizing about his sister he needs a phsyciatrist

#118 - On 03/19/2009 at 10:54pm by Zwink

number 7. that is the dumbest thing ever! which spelling did he use when he screamed it? are you stupid?

#119 - On 03/20/2009 at 12:35am by sweetcandy723549

this is a perfect example of what's wrong with our world.

#120 - On 03/20/2009 at 12:37am by sweetcandy723549

how close to Birmingham Al. do you live...??? lmao (sorry to people from Al., I couldnt stay away from that one...)

#121 - On 03/20/2009 at 10:20am by thekreeperkeeper

I believe that in some cultures 'Britanny' means 'Im done'...
then again i've never really heard of those cultures...yet...

#122 - On 03/20/2009 at 5:53pm by Deadly_Punk

some guys yell out random things during they orgasm. his sister's name was probably the first thing that came to mind. lmao, it's no big deal.

#123 - On 03/21/2009 at 12:29am by alexlovesyou

WOW...
i would love to know what he did when he realized what he said....

#124 - On 03/21/2009 at 9:20am by silentsound36

i uhh really hope him and brittney didnt do it..

thats gross. brother and sister.. no thanks.

#125 - On 03/21/2009 at 8:58pm by asdftammy

119, its a joke you stupid bitch

#126 - On 03/22/2009 at 8:42am by matwin

maybe brittany was his ex gfs name and he still has a thing for her...

not looking too good for youu.. =/

#127 - On 03/22/2009 at 11:57pm by babyimcreativexx

yah.....thats hot

#128 - On 03/23/2009 at 12:45am by SamFromAccountin

maybe he got soo busy with the orgasm that he forgot your name.....yea...that can be possible

#129 - On 03/23/2009 at 2:20pm by ryuuga_kun

Wow #3, your response cracked me up! hahaha

#130 - On 03/23/2009 at 4:54pm by Mel154

UGH

#131 - On 03/24/2009 at 12:18am by ksk

#3 your response was priceless...

#132 - On 03/24/2009 at 1:21pm by nnyl

thats just fucked .. his sister :| ....

#133 - On 03/24/2009 at 8:14pm by candiixo

Today , I was having sex with my girlfriend. When I was about to have an orgasm, I sreamed '' YES BRITTANY!'' at the top of my lungs. My gf's name is Caroline . Brittany is my sister. FML

#134 - On 03/24/2009 at 8:23pm by candiixo

creeper.

#135 - On 03/24/2009 at 8:29pm by joey11

woooowwwww we know where hes been peeking and fantasizing eh

#136 - On 03/25/2009 at 3:50am by ero_hime

wincest!

#137 - On 03/25/2009 at 11:13am by ins3

I lol @ #7 but cringed at the OP.

#138 - On 03/25/2009 at 3:57pm by SiLveRStaRLIGHT

um yeah that is disturbing on like so many levels, unless he's cheating on you with a girl named Brittany whose not a blood relative, either way it sux

#139 - On 03/25/2009 at 10:53pm by Carlynator09

damnnn that sucks my boyfriends sisters names brittany too
AND HES CALLED ME THAT!
but never during sex.

#141 - On 03/27/2009 at 4:32pm by lishaxbayyy

LOL EW!!

#142 - On 03/28/2009 at 1:46pm by kat0ria

having sex with his sista? wtf that guy is fucked up
break up with him NOW

#143 - On 03/28/2009 at 7:07pm by janeaudghk

that is just gross, the fact that he screamed his sisters name and was probably visualizing her is just sick. I would seriously think about finding yourself a new boyfriend.

#144 - On 03/28/2009 at 10:00pm by christiangirl77

HAHAH. Wow. That guy is screwed up.

#145 - On 03/30/2009 at 7:31am by KaY262

dats nastyyyy az hell.
lmaoo i;d slapp dhat bitchh :D

#146 - On 03/30/2009 at 2:31pm by bite_me1818

wow this guy is disgusting

#147 - On 03/30/2009 at 6:22pm by ilovefml99

um ewwww?

#148 - On 03/31/2009 at 5:14am by SunDevil88

incest is best, put your family to the test!
haha. jk.
but really... that's messed up... a lot

#149 - On 03/31/2009 at 8:26pm by FiVeStAr

incesst!

#150 - On 04/01/2009 at 7:52am by RadRetro

oh god...
i would have pushed him off right there

#151 - On 04/01/2009 at 3:41pm by jessxoxo28

That would suck :(
I'd be so hurt because obviously you liked him a lot
:(

#152 - On 04/01/2009 at 3:42pm by livexmyxlife

please tell me you broke up with him.
i feel like this would be something that happens in not another teen movie.
since that one girls like in love with her brother.

anywhoo.
that still sucks but... YLIF.

#153 - On 04/02/2009 at 4:43pm by divinamishelle_6

3 and 7 ahaha.

#154 - On 04/03/2009 at 10:37pm by xania

WOW LMAO!!!!!

#155 - On 04/05/2009 at 8:18pm by theatreboy27

yeah man, crazy stuff

#156 - On 04/07/2009 at 11:01am by ideataxi

Awkward :|

#157 - On 04/10/2009 at 2:16pm by Misha

"Today, I could hear my brother and his girlfriend having sex. At one point I heard my brother call out, "Yes Brittany!", clearly just about to orgasm. His girlfriend's name isn't Brittany. Mine is. FML"

#158 - On 04/12/2009 at 1:58pm by metonymy

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. lmao.

#159 - On 04/12/2009 at 8:54pm by yellowdevel

that guy is seriously screwed up. dump him, call the cops. thats just wrong

#160 - On 04/13/2009 at 8:23pm by dacman48

just a question, but do you guys live in the south? hahaha. just messing. please tell me you dumped his butt. that's just weird!

#161 - On 04/14/2009 at 10:30pm by SarahBabyCakes05

omg...ewww..

#162 - On 04/15/2009 at 12:56am by melissa_10

that shit was funny but it then proceeded to freeze my pc for like an hour. ha. fml.

#343 - On 08/02/2009 at 1:18am by jadiemae

Thats so creepy!!! It wouldnt have been that bad if it was a cousin or sumthing, but A SISTER! I hope she wasnt his little sister!!

#164 - On 04/15/2009 at 5:39pm by DieHard3

Oh Sh*t!

#165 - On 04/15/2009 at 8:39pm by Time2Remission

i really hope it was a different Brittany...that's fucked!

#166 - On 04/15/2009 at 10:18pm by hiccups

hahahah #7

#167 - On 04/16/2009 at 11:55am by xcowcowx

That is wrong! ! ! i hope it was someone else too!

#168 - On 04/16/2009 at 4:06pm by AbbiexD

Maybe he was messing with your head

#169 - On 04/16/2009 at 6:09pm by b5200

That called Incest! I really hope he was talking about a different Brittany. Either way, he was thinking of another girl during sex and he shouted her name. That's a dealbreaker right there.

#170 - On 04/16/2009 at 6:23pm by bluebunny289

Whether or not the Brittany he was screaming about is his sister, that's still fucked up. YLIF.

#171 - On 04/17/2009 at 8:18pm by Sakura_Haruno

That's horrible! My boyfriend calls me by his sisters name sometimes in just casual conversation but if he slipped up during sex i would leave his nasty ass!

#172 - On 04/17/2009 at 10:10pm by munkeygirl83

awkward

#173 - On 04/18/2009 at 5:14am by Necroth

lol #1 calm down spazz whipe fuckign bitch hoe go suck dicks get a fucking life spazz

#174 - On 04/18/2009 at 11:16am by fmlcommenter

Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. What about like Britney Spears?

#175 - On 04/18/2009 at 6:28pm by Kellayy

and after he said that you hopefully kicked his butt !

#176 - On 04/19/2009 at 6:59pm by THISISAMERICA

Perhaps it was another Brittany.

#177 - On 04/19/2009 at 8:52pm by ironyofmylife

either way if it is brittany his sister or brittney spears, thats still fucked up. but at least you got sex

#178 - On 04/20/2009 at 1:44am by skrewd4lyf

lmaoo

#179 - On 04/20/2009 at 12:20pm by karissaaa

I agree with the people who point out that it could be Brittany Spears or another Brittany he was thinking about, but still, if youre not role-playing or joking around or anything, that was pretty dick of him. and if it WAS his sister id say hes got some issues

#180 - On 04/20/2009 at 2:40pm by AliciaS

Haha, wow

#181 - On 04/20/2009 at 4:43pm by Shaina_rocks

hahaha LMAO!!! i feel so bad for you, but that is really gross...his sister!?!?!?!

#182 - On 04/20/2009 at 5:29pm by KandyBaby184

heh heh heh incest...wow

#183 - On 04/21/2009 at 12:32am by raven_wood

iew

#184 - On 04/21/2009 at 7:23pm by DanielleMazz

I have a logical answer. When guys want to keep going they think of something that is totally unattractive. It's kinda odd that he would yell out the name...but if he's thinking of her in order to keep going, it makes a little sense...I think.

#185 - On 04/22/2009 at 5:31pm by tdawgheath

Incest is win. =]

#186 - On 04/23/2009 at 3:50pm by xeniadw

omg

#187 - On 04/23/2009 at 11:08pm by Edd0

haha MY name is brittany so that just made me laugh. but thats hilarious. im sorry.

#188 - On 04/24/2009 at 12:19am by little_britt08

OMFG.
Well. I would... think... that there is something going on in that family. Or else he is having an affair with another Brittany. Not good that either.

#189 - On 04/24/2009 at 2:38pm by zavanna

Only in America

#190 - On 04/25/2009 at 4:49am by Rain

thats just plain messed up.
and #9 is a loser that shouldn't be on this site if he/she doesn't wanna read messed up stuff

#191 - On 04/25/2009 at 7:08pm by whocaresnotme

:(

#192 - On 04/26/2009 at 8:24am by RoyalFierce

FML.

#193 - On 04/26/2009 at 9:47am by cougars42

#190 nobody said anything about it being in America.

#194 - On 04/26/2009 at 7:12pm by b5200

are you kidding me

#195 - On 04/28/2009 at 11:59am by GodforSaken

Or another girl.

#196 - On 04/29/2009 at 7:29am by Masenko7

That's plain wrong.

#197 - On 05/01/2009 at 2:05pm by ione

Ha ha @ #7! and to the OP sux for you. sister or not your name isn't Brittany and it's bad sign when you're having sex w/ your boyfriend and he's thinkin about somebody else.

#198 - On 05/01/2009 at 4:52pm by im4evaonyomind

*cring..*

#199 - On 05/01/2009 at 6:55pm by xymenah

How peculiar.

#200 - On 05/02/2009 at 11:19am by pietastesgood

"Hit me baby one more time"

#201 - On 05/03/2009 at 9:49am by lromeu

There are more Brittanys in the world besides his sister.

#202 - On 05/03/2009 at 4:58pm by Xodus_LT

MY ADVISE? BREAK UP WITH HIME... HE'S FANTASIZING ABOUT HIS SISTER? THINK OF WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF YOU HAD KIDS WITH HIM!!

#203 - On 05/05/2009 at 3:49pm by tommiegirlxxx

Chill out haters his sister might be hotter than his GF.

#204 - On 05/06/2009 at 1:07am by xxjoexx

that's funny

#205 - On 05/08/2009 at 12:39am by frankleone

wtfffff, lol gross

#206 - On 05/08/2009 at 2:58am by lilcuti3pi389

dump him. he's bangin' his sister.

#207 - On 05/09/2009 at 2:31am by washa

yeaah i agree with #207 !
id be tootttallly freaked out.
hes fukinn his sister.. incestttt!

#208 - On 05/09/2009 at 4:00pm by her313

I really want to agree with #5. Otherwise, I strongly hope that that boyfriend is now your ex-boyfriend.

#209 - On 05/10/2009 at 3:51am by Samera

grossss.

#210 - On 05/10/2009 at 11:55am by sarahface55

LOLZ! ew!

i highly doubt that he doesn't know any other brittany's.

#211 - On 05/10/2009 at 3:59pm by NIC_R00LZ

If he was not thinking about his sister but instead brittney spears then he's still fucked up.

#212 - On 05/10/2009 at 4:37pm by Zaggytiddies

SICK.

#213 - On 05/11/2009 at 7:10pm by OHMAHGAHH

so mess up... grooosss

#214 - On 05/12/2009 at 1:26am by taquito6

Wow.....Im not sure what to say about that one.....

#215 - On 05/12/2009 at 1:47pm by Steph1234

Did you continue?
Oh my. That's super awkward. xD

Did he realize he made a mistake?
Oh wow.

#216 - On 05/12/2009 at 7:17pm by Snackbars

OMG thats so funny! although where i come from that not called incest!! (Arkansas)

#217 - On 05/12/2009 at 10:29pm by paulnc24

Unite the hillbillies!

#218 - On 05/13/2009 at 4:44am by WindStoner

Oh, gosh!

Maybe he was just so confused and used to his sister that he accidently screamed her name XD

#219 - On 05/13/2009 at 2:26pm by FlatBaby

I just think that he likes his sister :D

#220 - On 05/14/2009 at 4:00pm by teh_unicorn_king

okay so your boyfriend is secretly turned on by his sister and he accidently expressed it while you were having sex...
haha how do you feel?

#221 - On 05/14/2009 at 7:19pm by brittbrittT

You've got a f***ed up boyfriend.

#222 - On 05/16/2009 at 5:41pm by fmylife529

he probably has sex with his siter maybe?

#223 - On 05/16/2009 at 5:49pm by x_chelsea_x

Hahaha! Wow! Thats so fucked up!

#224 - On 05/17/2009 at 3:02pm by NewYork10711

Awkward pause....

#225 - On 05/17/2009 at 10:00pm by itak365

Did he keep saying it after or was it just once?

#226 - On 05/17/2009 at 11:59pm by jellyrcw11

incest much?

#227 - On 05/18/2009 at 6:43pm by crazieeli

oh my... that's certainly..
ew

O_O

#228 - On 05/19/2009 at 6:36pm by smileyface_26

gee, don't you just feel the love? (sarcasm) That boy must be really messed up in the head if he was refering to his sister...

-Billy

#229 - On 05/19/2009 at 10:22pm by Billy_Coen

Your boyfriend reminds me of myself.. This is something I would do.

#230 - On 05/20/2009 at 2:56am by TheSilentRaver

45!! Ahahahaha!!


But seriously, that's disturbing if it was his sister, but it might not have been his sister

#231 - On 05/20/2009 at 11:01pm by surprise_101

i know her
she's hot

#232 - On 05/21/2009 at 1:30am by byte_me

a little disturbing?

err yah!

#233 - On 05/21/2009 at 11:48am by lucky11

he had to have been talking about a different brittany; cuz if he wasnt... yeah, thats pretty gross

#234 - On 05/21/2009 at 4:51pm by Smelly_Douche

Uh...incest alert?
Ditch him now.

#235 - On 05/22/2009 at 3:59pm by OkieDokie_x

redneck

#236 - On 05/22/2009 at 8:59pm by elseany

#24 btw, you do this often or something with images of you're family? It's just not right...

#237 - On 05/24/2009 at 5:20pm by Mustcomment

Right! This HAS to be the worst FML EVER!!!!!

#238 - On 05/24/2009 at 8:26pm by RobinJ

Why does everyone freak out? It's not even that bad...

#239 - On 05/24/2009 at 9:54pm by R3TROxLOV3

OMG that's just WRONG!! gross....and sorry that happened to u =/

#240 - On 05/25/2009 at 7:22am by LA_Barbie

i really hope they haven't done it or something... awkward.

#241 - On 05/25/2009 at 1:44pm by xxsunshine

Gross, sorrry

#242 - On 05/25/2009 at 4:03pm by AshleyJ

maybee it wasn' his sister?
im pretty sure he knows more than 1 brittany.
could just be a coincidencee.
otherwisee thats messed up..

#243 - On 05/25/2009 at 5:36pm by varsity_cheer_09

they must be a really close family...

#244 - On 05/25/2009 at 9:14pm by anniesaysbueno

you must be from the south

#245 - On 05/26/2009 at 8:35am by livinthegoodlife

best thing in my life ? id say so

#246 - On 05/26/2009 at 8:11pm by mandyreid_

wewt! ... incest ... ew. x_X

#247 - On 05/26/2009 at 8:46pm by Tsuyoko

Dude WTH!! but it also could be a friend named brittany. Or maybe he has a Fetish for Brittany Spears. HAHA but it was probably his sister. sucks

#248 - On 05/26/2009 at 8:46pm by crocko101

So I figure he's having sex with his sister then?

#249 - On 05/27/2009 at 9:52am by Myrania

This is stupid. Brittany is a hella common name, just because his sister's name is Brittany doesn't mean he was thinking of her.

#250 - On 05/27/2009 at 8:28pm by matt97

HAHAHAHHAHA i love fml's, too funny.

#251 - On 05/27/2009 at 9:46pm by TommygetsCRUNK

oh my god im so sorry for u lmfao!!!
this is for sure the best one so far and ever

#252 - On 05/27/2009 at 10:36pm by tigermel9

well hey..
why go down the street when you can go down the hall??
lol

#253 - On 05/29/2009 at 11:45pm by PBLeesuschrist13

All these people are saying he might have a crush on Britney Spears...have you see her lately? It being his sister may be less nasty.

#254 - On 05/30/2009 at 5:07pm by bigfml

loool

#255 - On 05/31/2009 at 7:39am by Oista

what if he thought his sister asked him something and he meant to say yes brittany?!?!

#256 - On 06/01/2009 at 1:20am by lakers4ever

Haha dumbfuck

#257 - On 06/02/2009 at 10:52am by yonutz

That's fucked up..

#258 - On 06/02/2009 at 3:53pm by chrcor

Haha(: my name is Brittany! LOL, that's wrong. He's either cheating or... I don't wanna go there!

#259 - On 06/02/2009 at 9:41pm by xx_blonde

Thats more like fhl ( fuck his life)

#260 - On 06/02/2009 at 10:53pm by KiddNYC10

You used orgasm in the wrong tense,u have orgasms.you don't orgasm.

#261 - On 06/03/2009 at 1:49pm by unluckycunt

You said he yelled his /sister/'s name? Maybe it was a past girlfriend of his, and NOT his sister o.0 But yeah, sorry to here. Not really f your LIFE, just, ftm (f*** the moment)

#262 - On 06/03/2009 at 4:33pm by roverrider

thats how you get sickle syndrom

#263 - On 06/03/2009 at 4:44pm by fmlfan1995

Rofl alkward moment

#264 - On 06/03/2009 at 9:56pm by FmLtOyOu

Sexy ;o

#265 - On 06/03/2009 at 10:54pm by mmaequachh

Maybe it's a different Brittany but that's still bad he yelled a totally different name

#266 - On 06/03/2009 at 11:30pm by HaHa_Sux4_U

Ewww

#267 - On 06/04/2009 at 12:25am by FMLant

I think I just threw up a little in my mouth lol!!!
I just hope he was talking about someone else!!

#268 - On 06/04/2009 at 2:23am by SpeedyBurd34

HAHAHAHAHA sister sex

#269 - On 06/04/2009 at 9:03am by Azaan

That was probably an innocent accident, FHL.

#270 - On 06/04/2009 at 5:30pm by Alumnus_Vitae

This is obv fake u don't shout things when orgasming. Attention whore

#271 - On 06/04/2009 at 7:06pm by brad94

YDI for hooking up with this lame guy.

Brittany!!!

#272 - On 06/04/2009 at 10:22pm by DingusLvl5

What the fuck!!!!!!!!
Was he from Alabama?

#273 - On 06/05/2009 at 2:41am by judioboy

christ, Id leave him, don't wanna date someone who f*cks his sister!

#274 - On 06/05/2009 at 6:39pm by DigChrono

That is effin hilarious! But EEWWW

#275 - On 06/05/2009 at 7:02pm by maddi47

Ewww. But ydi for having sex with your bf before marriage.

#276 - On 06/05/2009 at 7:45pm by cmac86

Wow...FYL indeed

#277 - On 06/05/2009 at 8:27pm by slashstalker

Maybe he meant Brittany spears.. Oh wait that'd still b an fml

#278 - On 06/06/2009 at 12:34am by gothnotemo

Gross!

#279 - On 06/06/2009 at 9:01am by curlyqt

EW.

That is all.

#280 - On 06/07/2009 at 1:08am by girlnamedkris

Also cmac86 what the hell is wrong with you? What idiot would pledge to spend their life with someone without knowing if the sex will be any good? That could destroy a relationship and marriage. You need to know what you're getting yourself into. Also, honestly, it's a person's personal lifestyle choice what they do privately, and shouldn't be judged so harshly and so...snobbishly, if you will. In my opinion, you gotta have fun while you're young and able. Yeesh.

#281 - On 06/07/2009 at 1:15am by girlnamedkris

Thinking about someone else when having sex is fairly normal, but getting so carried away you scream their name so the other person knows? That would be pretty crap even if the name wasn't his sister's.

Anyway, I seriously hope - for your sake and his sister's - that he meant Britney Spears.

#282 - On 06/07/2009 at 3:36pm by dancing_bear

Eeeeeweeeweweweweweweeeeew

#283 - On 06/07/2009 at 11:40pm by alugia

That is so gross. But Brittany is a common name. Maybe he was thinking of different Brittany? I really hope so!

#284 - On 06/08/2009 at 12:22am by hellosies

all i have to say is....oh wow. and mannnnn that is weird.
can i ask did you ever ask him about it?

#285 - On 06/08/2009 at 2:27pm by shanybear09

...the lil creep...

#286 - On 06/08/2009 at 9:24pm by ziqi92

haha wow!

but there are other girls named Brittany...

#287 - On 06/09/2009 at 10:30pm by bkovar

Oh wow. That's not something you want to hear. ._.

#288 - On 06/10/2009 at 11:54am by AlliLynne

OMG
Thats hilarious and wrong at the same time.

#289 - On 06/10/2009 at 5:39pm by MyLyfSuxSoMch

OMG im favoriting this one....

#290 - On 06/11/2009 at 3:47pm by CassandraBear93

woah! his sister? o.O thats just. . .EW thats disgusting e.e

#291 - On 06/12/2009 at 9:04pm by missxsuperiorx

dear god i would i beat the shit out of him for that!!!! >:O

#292 - On 06/13/2009 at 4:53pm by TheCon11110

Gross. Incest much?

Hey FYL for that and I hope you broke up with him after...

Or maybe have a.... nah, forget it...

#293 - On 06/13/2009 at 7:47pm by kyle2bad

Wow.... haha.

#294 - On 06/13/2009 at 9:23pm by spiffycupcakes

Wow, I'm sorry. There are so many incest post like this but that must have really sucked.

#295 - On 06/14/2009 at 12:15am by Silver_Fox

UUUHHH, ... dudeee ...
that is soooo wrong, on top of that why is he thinking of her while... you know !?

#296 - On 06/16/2009 at 9:45pm by ilovechocox

OH SHI-

#297 - On 06/18/2009 at 5:57pm by RockingRyan12

It sucks that he screamed another girls name, but his sister?!? Seriously gross.

#298 - On 06/19/2009 at 11:14am by Eat_Veggies

HAhahhhahaa!!!

#299 - On 06/19/2009 at 1:03pm by lil_miz_liz09

well hun....i find it really hard to believe that YOU actually believed he accidentally said his sisters name...maybe by chance there was another girl named Brittney...and by some lucky chance for him he just by chance has a sister named brittney? but FYL anyways.

#301 - On 06/22/2009 at 11:43pm by ditzykayla

haha thats awessome rofl

#302 - On 06/23/2009 at 12:17am by bukit998

omgg. thtsz my freakinn name nd how u spell itt...but his sister ohh no he a lil too freakii!!

#303 - On 06/23/2009 at 8:54am by Brittanii

Incest in the morning! 97.1!

#304 - On 06/23/2009 at 7:47pm by RPGod

I get names mixed up in my head sometimes and so does my boyfriend. A couple of times in conversation he has called my by his sister's name, and I almost called my 6-year-old cousin by my boyfriend's name yesterday. It's like students accidentally calling their teacher "mom". It doesn't mean there's any incest involved, wished or otherwise. FYL for it happening during sex though.

#305 - On 06/24/2009 at 10:47pm by themixedt4pe

Oops . . .She did it again

#306 - On 06/25/2009 at 10:50am by cptawesome

thats fucking disgusting.

#307 - On 06/26/2009 at 5:37am by yourdumb83

you sure ts not some other brittney not his sis?

cause thats just wrong

#308 - On 06/28/2009 at 8:56pm by emopunk666

lmao

#309 - On 06/28/2009 at 8:59pm by mymsong

lmaolmaolmao!!! :D
but..that is sick.
n funny.
F yer lyfe.

#310 - On 06/29/2009 at 12:17am by twilovers

Meh, nothing wrong with siblings doing eachother as long as they are both of age and its consensual...and they use protection. To each their own. Not my place to judge.

However, it is quite disturbing...and FYL definitely if he meant his sister. I hope you had a nice long chat with him about it.

#311 - On 06/29/2009 at 10:26pm by cms70

That made me so hot...

#312 - On 06/30/2009 at 2:45am by junomcguff

2 things to consider-
He knows someone else name Brittany.
His sister was calling him from another room or somthing so he answered her "yes brittany"

Or, it's total incest. eww.

#313 - On 07/01/2009 at 2:55pm by livin_leqacyxOx

oh, that's just naaaaaaaaasty yo!

#314 - On 07/02/2009 at 1:34am by Chapstick_Addict

Why woulf u tell ppl something like that. And it must not have been good or else he woulda remembered your name.

#317 - On 07/03/2009 at 2:11pm by tranekfny

..........that's just sick

#318 - On 07/03/2009 at 6:48pm by jack01

Incest-fantasy much? Lol... Sex brings out the funniest things in people.

#321 - On 07/06/2009 at 2:58am by poorlittlesmith

id kick him and tell his sister,.....eeeww

#322 - On 07/08/2009 at 5:10pm by mystress

Probly a redneck or a hillbilly

#323 - On 07/08/2009 at 8:27pm by paleknight47

There are MANY girls names Brittany! He easily could have been with one.

#324 - On 07/08/2009 at 11:21pm by pommeblossom

lmao well u do live in pennsylvania.........

#325 - On 07/09/2009 at 8:32pm by bigpsycho70

"Thats his sister." So he wants to do his sister? Wtf? You made this unclear.

#326 - On 07/10/2009 at 9:55am by eli_guerra

Incest is best! Put your sister to the test!

This is a little rhyme that'll haunt you 'til the day you die. Have fun.

#327 - On 07/10/2009 at 11:12am by epicFAIL_Sometim

Ewwwwwwwwwwww!!!! Fucking gross!!!

#328 - On 07/10/2009 at 7:14pm by eli_guerra

LOL my name is Brittany and I live in PA. Fuck but I dont think it was my brother XD Still pretty fucked up man.....

#329 - On 07/12/2009 at 10:55pm by BlooCheese

Its PA , what do you expect?

#331 - On 07/15/2009 at 4:46pm by Badatlife

Incest much ?

#332 - On 07/16/2009 at 8:28am by SpasticTurnip

Uh, WOW.

#333 - On 07/17/2009 at 2:21am by laysstax

At least he was fucking you, using her name. He could have been fucking her, using your name

#334 - On 07/17/2009 at 11:43am by Forrest_

well brittany is a really commmon name..

#335 - On 07/18/2009 at 3:51pm by khxx11

what the...? awkward. why would he call his own sister's name while having sex with his girlfriend? unless there's another brittany in his life. sorry

#336 - On 07/20/2009 at 3:06am by shotymekirk

oh god incest is sooo hot.

#337 - On 07/21/2009 at 2:02pm by ky_stone22

Oh, eew.

#338 - On 07/26/2009 at 6:15pm by yumpinyiminy

I wonder if the bf is the guy who posted bout his sister getting off with his electric toothbrush?

#339 - On 07/26/2009 at 9:36pm by der_Jabberwhock

Sick. Your life is fucked.

#340 - On 07/26/2009 at 11:17pm by Clark3

Kinda sad. I knew a girl who was in love with her brother. They were perfect for each other, just some DNA got in the way...it wasn't her fault she was in love with her brother either. Feelings aren't logical.
That being said, there are a lot of Brittanies in the world...

#341 - On 07/29/2009 at 8:14pm by VertigoF8

yeah I never really understood what was so "wrong" about incest . . . but FYL for him screaming the wrong name

#373 - On 09/16/2009 at 12:07am by dalsegno

OH Snap!
hopefully its Britney Spears... or maybe an ex? :S

#342 - On 08/01/2009 at 5:57pm by JOLiiE

I think that is the most desgusting thing i've ever heard. ... even finding your sibling attractive is fucked but really, thinking about them in an orgasm. thats messed up. i hope you dump his ass, the little creep.

#344 - On 08/02/2009 at 2:00am by Salann_FML

eeeewwww!!! screw that sick-o!!!!

#345 - On 08/03/2009 at 1:15am by milliebee

That's fucking insane!!

#346 - On 08/03/2009 at 6:20pm by Rojiblanco21

hahahahahahahahaha BEATIFUL discustingly beautiful mabye he knows someone thats named britnay lol try to talk to him and wat did he say after

#347 - On 08/05/2009 at 6:11pm by aquagirl212

OH... that sucks... wat a sick guy

#348 - On 08/06/2009 at 5:10pm by xxRedxRosexx

Your Boyfriends is smooooooooooth

#349 - On 08/09/2009 at 3:24am by TrevorMTopham

man thats so gross like why would he say his sisters namee likee thats one of the grosses storiess iv ever hear (BARF)

#351 - On 08/10/2009 at 4:27pm by hottie890

imcest must be popular nowadays

#352 - On 08/11/2009 at 12:31am by Thutboy

lol # 7 and ewe

#353 - On 08/11/2009 at 1:14am by IfyL

dont worry, its probably not his sister, there are plenty of other girls named brittany. however, he didnt say your name so... fyl

#355 - On 08/13/2009 at 3:12am by limetree222

He probably wasn't talking about his sister.
maybe Brittany Spears?

#356 - On 08/16/2009 at 12:21am by Alie22

At least it's not YOUR sister's name.

#357 - On 08/17/2009 at 8:53pm by JCaren_

is he from tassie. lol

#358 - On 08/20/2009 at 11:06am by blehbleh18

Incest FTW!

#360 - On 08/24/2009 at 8:57pm by AkuRoku

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
WTF
fyl

#361 - On 08/27/2009 at 10:45pm by mightydouche

Maybe hes from the dirty south.

#362 - On 08/31/2009 at 3:43pm by BlazerBot

I'd probably would rather fuck my sister than you too. He made a better decision the first time.

#363 - On 09/01/2009 at 1:37am by Fetus_ink

like #355 said, its probably not his sister, since there are a bunch of ppl named brittany but thats still just fucked up...so im sorry about that...fyl, n also, to all the ppl that are saying incest is cool or trying to make it sound like its good or better than fucking somebody else, just stop cause that doesnt change the fact that its fucked up n is just not right, and its just really stupid/annoying.

#364 - On 09/01/2009 at 8:25am by NuN_wIt_A_gUn

REDNECK?

#365 - On 09/01/2009 at 11:16pm by FuckUpXNote

LOl He's like "Im fukking my sister!" XD

#366 - On 09/05/2009 at 4:03pm by Joeboy777

You should give his sister some incest repellent ;)

#367 - On 09/05/2009 at 9:48pm by iBeJess

that's sad.

#369 - On 09/06/2009 at 11:20pm by horseXtreme

Gross.... INCESTTTTTTTT is NOT cool man. Im sorry that happened to you. :P

#370 - On 09/07/2009 at 12:37am by samoyed16

wow, he can make a new cleopatra with his sister

#371 - On 09/07/2009 at 4:55am by eeaki

wow thats not disturbing at all......PERV

#372 - On 09/12/2009 at 2:38pm by FMLalways1234

Dude thats Sad... Im sorry..but i would dump his incest ass. c.c

#374 - On 09/16/2009 at 6:50pm by emiundead

dump him. that is fuckin gross

#375 - On 09/18/2009 at 8:01pm by KiwiGrimm

Other people can be named Brittany

#376 - On 09/20/2009 at 12:30pm by ellysa

Yeah he knows someone else named Brittany. Probbaly his cousin

#377 - On 09/23/2009 at 5:12pm by playfuldesk

Incest FTW

#378 - On 09/27/2009 at 4:22pm by Megadeth

well maybe he had a gf named brittney..

#379 - On 10/01/2009 at 5:06pm by AnG_eLa96

INcest is WINcest!
hahaha, I had to say that, but seriously now, that's... disturbing lol

#380 - On 10/04/2009 at 12:37am by Macadamia

He is such a cradle robber!!! man that is just sick

#381 - On 10/04/2009 at 4:02pm by LMAO58

ololololololol.

You should definitely dump him.

#382 - On 10/04/2009 at 9:02pm by markrrrrr

That's just sick! To the max sick.

#383 - On 10/07/2009 at 2:23am by beer01

Can anyone tell me why incest is "soo wrong"?

Like, I get it, brother and sister, not exactly optimal partners.
But am I supposed to feel a built-in degree of disgust when I read this, or am I supposed to pretend like I'm offended by this?

Does everyone just say it's disgusting because people have told them it is?
Or is it just that they don't want to be associated with a taboo?

#384 - On 10/08/2009 at 2:07am by VertigoF8

It's disgusting because not only is it morally wrong, but it also fucks with the DNA of their children, which can cause birth defects. It can also be linked with kinds of abuse.

#385 - On 10/09/2009 at 12:45am by redbluegreen

ahhh! incest! D:

#386 - On 10/09/2009 at 5:08pm by katrinaa_13

could have just slipped up his words.

#387 - On 10/09/2009 at 6:22pm by Dubstep

My name is Brittany, I would like, throw up if I even thought about my little brother in that way... O.O

I am just glad this is on the other side of the US, whew, another Brittany is safe.

One down, a lot more to go. Let's do a thorough check of every single person with this exact name in Pennsylvania, then go from there.

#388 - On 10/11/2009 at 5:34am by artsyfarsty

fapfapfapfap

#389 - On 10/12/2009 at 11:50pm by herpderp

im from Pennsylvania
maybe u look like his sister...or sound like her when u moan

#390 - On 10/13/2009 at 12:49pm by marquisrs

now this .... is Interesting ... :D

#391 - On 10/20/2009 at 9:57am by LoveDemon

Fail

#393 - On 11/25/2009 at 11:18am by abbylolz

his sister? whoa

#394 - On 12/04/2009 at 6:10pm by musicislife1995

haha wat a freak

#395 - On 12/09/2009 at 8:56pm by LGshorty

Aha wowww. If you tell his sister, the next family dinner is going to be awkward. Unless she likes that...? Then it's WINCEST, bbbiiiaaatttccchhh!

#396 - On 12/12/2009 at 10:53am by iFruit

What a TWEEST

#397 - On 12/12/2009 at 4:11pm by possumisawesome

can't keep in the pants keep it in the family ;D

#398 - On 12/31/2009 at 10:51pm by minenotyours

#7's comment, hilarious.!.

#399 - On 01/02/2010 at 11:19pm by CinnaMa

well now yeww know how tha f

#400 - On 01/04/2010 at 4:29am by hotboy977

way the fuck.... that's disturbing must be from west virginia

#402 - On 01/07/2010 at 6:50pm by SEALMaster11

maybe he was fantisizing about Brittany spears :D

#403 - On 01/11/2010 at 10:49pm by infernalpuppet

wait I thot girls orgasm

#404 - On 01/12/2010 at 9:10pm by zach2780

ewwwww that's weird

#405 - On 01/14/2010 at 8:18pm by hippie_20

wow ur life really sucks doesn't it

#406 - On 01/14/2010 at 11:27pm by laxking11

w-o-w

#407 - On 01/16/2010 at 12:38am by Jam313

O.o inbreeding

#408 - On 01/16/2010 at 10:43pm by shockman

Incest. FYL

#409 - On 01/19/2010 at 9:44pm by Frank155

Well if it's sisters name he's most likely referring to her. ppl just can't except that he might actually be incest XDD btw ewwwwwww!!!!!

#411 - On 01/23/2010 at 9:54am by Stand_Up

WTF he's a perv

#412 - On 01/25/2010 at 9:28pm by awesome576

ew

#413 - On 01/26/2010 at 10:22pm by jenniferxxlou

yea dude stay away from ur sis's poon. that shits not chill

#416 - On 02/02/2010 at 3:18pm by TommyWORD

0_o just convince yourself its brittiny spears. its not good but better than her sister

#419 - On 02/05/2010 at 7:47am by michaelscott69

WTF!!!!!!

#420 - On 02/06/2010 at 8:51pm by greenday765

guys cant orgasm??

#421 - On 02/08/2010 at 4:24pm by CaRoLlo727

D I S G U S T I N G !

#427 - On 02/10/2010 at 12:47am by brialev

oh my god I know a guy who has a sister named Brittany and pretends/jokes about incest all the time!!!

:-/

#429 - On 02/10/2010 at 6:26am by Binkenstein

ROFL! nd that is exactly y u never say names during sex! especially if u have sum1 else on ur mind or if ur bad wit names...nd he must have a lot of problems if his sisters on his mind at a time like that

#431 - On 02/11/2010 at 1:34am by cali_hottie

oh wow

#436 - On 02/17/2010 at 9:37am by ScarletMontgomar

yukkkk

#438 - On 02/18/2010 at 11:48pm by katiegason

greenman your weird, and that's disgusting

#439 - On 02/19/2010 at 7:29pm by forever2009

ewwwwwww

#441 - On 02/22/2010 at 8:49pm by schnitzel5

oh.....sux for u

#442 - On 02/23/2010 at 4:43pm by ChicaChica5683

this comment warrants itself again:

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OH MY GOD!
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no comment

#443 - On 02/24/2010 at 8:40am by FYOL

uhm, EW?!

#444 - On 02/25/2010 at 4:51pm by imdeborah

he must fuck his sister haha

#445 - On 02/26/2010 at 2:27am by cdilink

so he fucks his sister?

#448 - On 02/28/2010 at 4:54pm by benhamean

that's my name, oh $#1t!!!

#451 - On 03/03/2010 at 8:23pm by craziii

ouch

#453 - On 03/04/2010 at 12:36pm by ixi_cloud_ixi

honey, that's not a fuck your life. that's a fuck his life.

#454 - On 03/08/2010 at 12:30pm by mkd0713

HIS sister?

#456 - On 03/11/2010 at 12:07am by sagen888

mayb he was thinking of another brittany?...either way, fyl.

#457 - On 03/12/2010 at 1:46am by MDNL

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