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Today, I was dirty texting my boyfriend since we couldn't see each other this weekend. We were getting really into it when he said, "If only you were this good in real life." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33650) - you deserved it (9835)

On 05/30/2010 at 8:19pm - intimacy - by lonelyandbored - United States (Virginia)

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hahahahahha awwww that sucks, maybe it's because you are a bit more adventurous texting that real life, that's ok, just time for a bit of a change I think :) have some fun.

#13 - On 05/31/2010 at 3:28am by n_maher

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People tend to become braver when they are not face to face. So now you know your boyfriend likes the freak in you, so go wild next time you're together. I sex text my husband all the time and I'm far from shy. Alot of men love women to take charge!

#23 - On 05/31/2010 at 4:02am by sourgirl101

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