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Today, while sitting at a red light, my mother asks "Do you have any intimacy questions?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (38035) - you deserved it (4990)

On 05/24/2010 at 11:14am - intimacy - by weirdedout (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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awwwwkwarrrrd, well, did you?

#1 - On 05/24/2010 at 1:26pm by IWorkInAStore

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be happy your mother at least is willing to talk to you about sex. my mother gave me a book and hoped for the best >_>

#11 - On 05/24/2010 at 1:36pm by kawaiicreole

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