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Today, I was petting my cat when my new mood ring turned bright purple. I checked the piece of paper that came with the ring and saw that purple meant I was feeling "hot, sexy, and passionate." According to my ring, I'm hot for my cat. FML

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On 04/17/2009 at 10:32pm - intimacy - by shutupandsmile18 (woman) - United States (New York)

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I'm hot for a nice pussy

#1 - On 04/18/2009 at 6:06am by Scribble

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Mood rings work by body temperature all that means the friction from rubbing your cat made the ring hotter.....tard.

#5 - On 04/18/2009 at 6:12am by LilRed

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