Intimacy: Today, I was petting my cat when my new mood ring turned bright...

By shutupandsmile18 - 18/04/2009 02:32 - United States

Today, I was petting my cat when my new mood ring turned bright purple. I checked the piece of paper that came with the ring and saw that purple meant I was feeling "hot, sexy, and passionate." According to my ring, I'm hot for my cat. FML

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Saturday 18 April 2009 12:06

I'm hot for a nice pussy

LilRed 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 12:12

Mood rings work by body temperature all that means the friction from rubbing your cat made the ring hotter.....tard.

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Ottawa_Sucks 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 20:24

Not only do mood rings not work, but you need a chart to tell you if you're turned on or not?

EffinWhosLife 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 20:34

This is not an FML. And Mood Rings are rip-offs.

herheartsuck 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 20:54

This is _not_ a fml. mood rings are clearly fake. i'm really surprised this was okay'd by moderators..

were_giraffe 2

Saturday 18 April 2009 20:55

This was worth posting online? You do realize the rings don't actually report your mood right? They just report your body temperature. All it really means is that your hands were very warm. and that you have an incredible need to post creepy things about yourself online

Nakedsquirrel 5

Saturday 18 April 2009 20:58

Retarded FML, as are you for not only buying a mood ring but not even knowing how they "work."

ilovewine 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 21:10

you are stroking a pussy...

Oraiyus 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 21:20

I agree with #5, it only works with temperature. When you wash your hands, it will change colors. And for those who think mood rings are childish, I'm 22 and I own two or three. I own them because they are pretty, not because I believe they tell my moon - since my body temp keeps mine blue, and my fav color is blue, I enjoy wearing them.... but the ring means nothing to your mood, just your body temp.