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Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my dad called my cell. He ended the phone call with, "and tell your boyfriend to shut up, I can hear him moaning." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11445) - you deserved it (30113)

On 05/22/2010 at 7:22pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

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