Today, I'm having a nice evening out on the town. After my complimentary round of drinks for my birthday, my friend walks in with a big pink gift-box. It was an inflatable... erm... 'friend.' Which then got unwrapped in front of several of my other friends. And several members of my family. FML

by Anonymous / 05/07/2010 at 4:30am / United States (California) / Intimacy

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  • is he talking about a blow up doll? if so, that's hilarious :)

    #1 - On 05/07/2010 at 10:02am by marinus

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  • Well, at least your friends love ya. Some fml's on here talk about friends not showing up at their b day party, stiffing them with a huge restaurant bill, or significant other dumping them at their own party.

    #4 - On 05/07/2010 at 10:06am by skyeyez9

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