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Today, I went to a bar with two guys I was interested in. The first I'd been trying to go out with all semester. The second I had gone to dinner with and he seemed nice. I was the designated driver. They drank too much and, on the way home, hooked up in the back seat. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (82414) - you deserved it (10067)

On 04/16/2009 at 4:40am - intimacy - by sad_gay (man) - United States (California)

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