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Today, I was expecting a call from my friend. The phone rang and I answered with "WANK!!" as a joke. It wasn't my friend on the phone, it was my boss. FML


I agree, your life sucks (8593) - you deserved it (38674)

On 04/25/2010 at 6:00am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

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caller ID (:

#7 - On 04/25/2010 at 2:05pm by FoxRacerGirl7

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YDI for not checking the caller ID ... if you don't have one YDI because you are living in the stone age

#16 - On 04/25/2010 at 2:20pm by bodoquito89

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