Animals and Health: What a cozy moment.

What a cozy moment.

By ratfaced - 12/10/2017 07:00 - United States - Stamford

Today, I woke up to a squeaking noise and the feeling of something furry on my cheek. I smiled, thinking it was my guinea pigs nosing me awake. Then I remembered that my guinea pigs were in their cage on the other side of the room, and opened my eyes to see the biggest rat ever staring right at me. FML

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By Fran - 09/01/2010 08:40 - New Zealand

Today, I was awoken at 1:30 a.m. by a strange noise, and something tugging on my hair. I opened my eyes, to find a very large rat sitting on my pillow, chewing my hair. FML

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Strange noise

By Anonymous - 22/01/2020 18:00

Today, I was awoken at 1:30am by a strange noise, and something tugging on my hair. I opened my eyes, to find a very large rat sitting on my pillow, chewing my hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2009 03:03 - United States

Today, I woke up and went into the bathroom and noticed a dark mass in the toilet. Thinking someone took a dump and didn't flush, I approached the toilet ready to dispose of it. That's when I noticed its whiskers and ears. It was a rat, and it was alive. FML

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By Beeisc00l - 05/10/2011 18:58 - Reserved

Today, I was playing video games at 2am. My guinea pig started squealing at me, and wouldn't stop until I turned out the lights and got into bed. I'm 20 years old, and I've let a rodent dictate my bedtime. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2014 17:04 - United States - Louisville

Today, I woke up to a mouse sitting on my pillow and chewing on my hair. FML

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Ratatouille

By Anonymous - 16/10/2020 08:02

Today, after my house almost got broken into last week, when I heard some noises in the kitchen I went to investigate. I saw a huge rat run across my floor, and nearly peed myself thinking it was an intruder. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/01/2016 07:46 - Netherlands - Overveen

Today, I dreamed a rat crawled up from the toilet and attacked me. Now I'm afraid to even enter the bathroom. FML

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Crowded house

By upset - 25/10/2016 00:08

Today I opened the door for my cat and he brought in a rat with him. Now the rat is hiding in my house. FML

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By animal lover... - 05/10/2013 22:34

Today, I woke up to my cat slowly dragging her paw across my face. I opened my eyes to see a bloody mouse dangling an inch from my face. It was still twitching. FML

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Goodbye Rémy…

By Tough guy - 04/09/2021 23:00

Today, I was laying in bed when my sister came running in, scared. I took my bat and went into the kitchen where the suspicious noise was coming from. It was a rat, right in the middle of the floor. I jumped on the counter and shrieked, just as my girlfriend walked in, who then actually dealt with it. FML

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Kryostrife 7

Thursday 12 October 2017 13:17

Aw poor rat he just wanted some love

Glowworm56 26

Thursday 12 October 2017 13:28

Yay, new pet!

Comments

Kryostrife 7

Thursday 12 October 2017 13:17

Aw poor rat he just wanted some love

Yudith 24

Thursday 12 October 2017 13:20

So did you put the thing back in a cage?

Glowworm56 26

Thursday 12 October 2017 13:27

Despite all his rage?

Glowworm56 26

Thursday 12 October 2017 13:28

Yay, new pet!

thehaystackerine 20

Thursday 12 October 2017 13:53

I've had pet rats before. They can be really affectionate ?

Dave_Davington 33

Thursday 12 October 2017 14:24

I don't know. Can they?

ModerateComments 9

Tuesday 26 December 2017 11:45

I had a pet rat as a kid and she liked hanging out on my shoulder. So kind of?

Scooter42 15

Thursday 12 October 2017 14:33

You are lucky. R.O.U.Ss are known to be very violent.

LittleRed79 39

Thursday 12 October 2017 15:28

Rodents of Unusual Size? I don’t believe they exist...

Lobby_Bee 17

Thursday 12 October 2017 17:25

You might offend the rat calling it big, try calling it plus sized just to be safe.

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 12 October 2017 17:28

Adopt it! Guinea pigs are overrated — rats are where it’s at!

davecross 11

Thursday 12 October 2017 20:39

If you his him will he cook you ratatouille?

Bubbilility 27

Friday 13 October 2017 16:02

Maybe he was visiting your guinea pigs and wanted to meet their cool roommate?

DataWog 30

Monday 16 October 2017 13:22

I once woke up to a rat crawling all over me under my blankets. I was glad my cat hadn't gotten her, and promptly put her back in her cage. I'm a bit baffled as to how she managed to climb 6 feet up to my loft bed, though.