By Emily - 01/08/2012 05:44 - Canada - Baden

Today, my husband told me that occasionally I pick my nose while I sleep. I didn't believe him so he showed me the video he took of it. He wants to post it on Facebook. FML
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sunnyt 5

Having dreams about the Olympics? 'Digging' for the gold? >:)

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I_Punch_Babies 7

Find him and delete him. I really mean him and not just the video.

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KrazieKleo 13

Why? Seriously because he wants to post the video on Facebook - which is slightly wrong- doesn't mean she needs to delete him from facebook or whatever you implied...

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I_Punch_Babies 7

Somebody doesnt understand metaphors...or sarcasm...or one with a dark/nerdy sense of humor.

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HonestTruth 5

Yeah, I delete people all the time.

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MineIsBigger 5

delete=destroy=kill=funny=lmao=thumbs up from me

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SitOnMyLapNiece 1

thumbs up from me as well. that shit was funny. too bad the humor was lost on some douche who has no sense of it.

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nevershoutkendal_fml 10

For clarification, since none of you seem to understand... They were joking about leaving him, not deleting him from your friend list, or killing him.

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silbot 11

It's alright OP, you're a woman. There's something necessary for his survival that you can deprive him of if he does post it on Facebook.

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zandalee 19

Me too. Revenge is a dish best served cold. Mwahahah

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zandalee 19

2- your picture totally made me smile! :)

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nevershoutkendal_fml 10

28- If revenge is sweet, but best served cold, my deduction is that revenge is ice cream of some sort.

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zandalee 19

Yep Kendall its hokey-pokey ice-cream. Delicious but deadly on teeth...

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Screwie 25

If you don't notice, how do you clean your fingers while you're asleep?

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sunnyt 5

Having dreams about the Olympics? 'Digging' for the gold? >:)

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nevershoutkendal_fml 10

27- You've never heard that term for picking your nose? I've heart it called digging for gold or treasure. C:

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lonkite101 14

How is digging for gold an Olympic sport?

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lonkite101 14

Oh sorry you meant gold medal sorry.. Thumb down my comment. ;(

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drunkandfml 11

Film him doing something bad, and sees how he likes it

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XKXKKXK 10

I don't understand how this is a bad thing. That seems like a real talent you have there.

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drunkandfml 11

If it was that easy, OP wouldn't have posted it on FML

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emilyjgraham 34

has anyone noticed it said he WANTS to post it on Facebook? not has... at least he's being decent ish and not doing it against her wishes!

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saywhaat12 2

Ur like 12. Delete yourself. Problem Solved.

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mzmush 2

Video tape him on the toilet and see if he puts your video up

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B3Y0ND 3

23- Totally read that in Cleveland's voice...

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emilyjgraham 34

41, I think that was the whole point of the post.

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ImmaB3AST 7

Just get him really drunk and video tape him doing something stupid.

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sweetly1120 6

What are you waiting for? Attack the guy and delete it before your life is ruined.

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AnagenisisZagus 13

Life is ruined? A bit over dramatic, yeah?

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sweetly1120 6

I was obviously being dramatic on purpose

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AlexaWuzHere 31

Say no. If he respects your privacy, he won't post it.

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