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By Anonymous - 19/04/2018 22:56
Today my girlfriend broke up with me because she read in the newspaper that our star signs aren’t compatible. Ergo, it’s better that we break up now rather than grow to hate each other and end up divorced in 20 years time FML
At least she didn't dump you for a female ostrich called Frederic.