Airplanes and Transportation: Today, I was the only passenger on a completely booked flight... - FML

By leftbehind - 10/06/2011 11:40 - Colombia

Today, I was the only passenger on a completely booked flight to have all their luggage left behind in another country. FML

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By Need Clothes Now - 21/09/2014 15:51 - United States - Pendleton

Today, I flew across country to college. My luggage did not. FML

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By Bittersweet - 07/07/2019 06:00

Today, after 10 years of frequent international air travel, I got my seat upgraded for the very first time. Also, for the very first time in 10 years, the airline lost my luggage. FML

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By seriously though - 22/02/2014 05:48 - United States - Littleton

Today, I arrived at the airport only to find my suitcase was lost and my 3 weeks worth of clothes and supplies gone. All I had left was my wallet and carry ons. Upon leaving the airport I was mugged. FML

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Been around the world and I I I, I can't find my suitcase

By Anonymous - 11/02/2023 16:00

Today, I arrived home after taking one airplane from A to B. My luggage never made it on the plane with me, and now the airline is looking for it. One plane and still lost my suitcase. FML

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By Dr. Jack - 04/02/2009 13:54 - United States

Today, my airline lost my luggage when I flew back from France. They also lost my luggage when I flew to France. FML

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By theleague - 09/10/2010 04:15 - United States

Today, when I arrived at the airport for my international flight there was no record of my ticket in the system. Turns out the flight was yesterday. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2016 04:17 - United States - Gilroy

Today, I was heading out for my flight to Australia. I'd put a padlock on my luggage to keep my wallet and passport safe, only to realize way too late that I'd left the key at home. I couldn't get at my passport and ended up missing my flight and my whole vacation along with it. FML

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Enjoy yourself, I guess

By Anonymous - 15/02/2017 01:00 - Spain - Las Palmas

Today, I went with my girlfriend to the airport for some much needed vacation time. We arrived on time but were stopped at the gate when they told me I didn't have the right passport. The plane left without me. My girlfriend did too. FML

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By Hm - 20/03/2015 00:54 - United States - Rio Rancho

Today, I was sitting in the airport, watching the baggage handlers load the plane I was about to get on. They were being really rough with it, one bag came open and all the clothes spilled out onto the tarmac. The clothes looked familiar. They were mine. FML

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By whenlifeisalemon - 09/01/2016 23:19 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I waited patiently in the airport as my flight was repeatedly delayed. After 5 long hours I approached one of the attendees to discover that the plane had left 5 minutes ago. FML

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Top comments

tigerkyle92 0

Friday 10 June 2011 19:16

DELTA. Don’t Expect Luggage To Arrive

mk58 31

Friday 10 June 2011 19:09

You are the Chosen One.

Comments

blueandpurpleroc 4

Friday 10 June 2011 19:02

get it wired? it's not gone forever. (:

lmfao1643 3

Friday 10 June 2011 19:04

Meh... it happens

NastyNinja31 0

Friday 10 June 2011 19:15

it's the illumaniti

pman590 8

Friday 10 June 2011 19:33

next time don't go with Nigeriar!

abbi96x 0

Friday 10 June 2011 19:38

It's an excuse to buy new clothes!;D

whiskuit 0

Friday 10 June 2011 20:27

NOW I think I speak for everyone when I say: "LOL"

YacL 15

Friday 10 June 2011 20:50

44- Well stop speaking for everyone. "LOL" was the last thing I thought of when I read this FML.

mackop 0

Friday 10 June 2011 20:57

I don't say "lol" so don't speak for me. :)

MrSassypants 32

Friday 10 June 2011 21:02

53 yeah I don't say lol because I don't actually lol. I say lqtm to be more realistic. LQTM means laugh quietly to myself. -Demitri Martin.

imacreeper 3

Friday 10 June 2011 21:19

44, you talking to me??

NiqueKristan92 0

Friday 10 June 2011 21:23

Congrats !

pertained 12

Friday 10 June 2011 23:16

Arretez de se goinfrer!

kristylew03 1

Saturday 11 June 2011 0:21

55- your comment made me LQTM... I love Dmitri Martin.

humzizzl3 0

Friday 10 June 2011 19:02

how do you feel ? :]

BossDavyy 0

Friday 10 June 2011 21:09

Confused and curious...

arielhoee 9

Friday 10 June 2011 21:26

I feel fat, and sassy.

Truth_Nazi 0

Saturday 11 June 2011 0:26

What are you, a therapist?

humzizzl3 0

Saturday 11 June 2011 21:00

yes I help bitches with their usual problems

BossDavyy 0

Saturday 11 June 2011 23:38

I'm not a bitch...

iLazy 0

Friday 10 June 2011 19:06

Wait I don't understand the FML. His luggage is lost or everyone else's one is?

Jacobt24 19

Friday 10 June 2011 19:08

His luggge is lost

A7X_LoVeee 10

Friday 10 June 2011 19:08

Only his luggage was left behind. So basically he's flying home without his shit.

Jacobt24 19

Friday 10 June 2011 19:09

Mispelled words in both of my comments. Dumb iPhone case.

Jacobt24 19

Friday 10 June 2011 19:06

Should've flew with Southwest. At least you wouldn't have had to pay much to lost them.

kewlaidman10 15

Friday 10 June 2011 19:07

happens to all of us OP

Freeze_fml 16

Friday 10 June 2011 19:09

Apparently it doesn't.

xxsarahfxx 6

Friday 10 June 2011 19:17

besides me

Kawboy 1

Saturday 11 June 2011 0:43

I have to disagree

TheFakeFamilyGuy 9

Saturday 11 June 2011 1:47

Freeze is my idol

scarletdragonfly 5

Saturday 11 June 2011 16:11

Except me, the rest of the passengers on OP's plane, and most everyone else. :3

craziii 0

Monday 13 June 2011 7:22

happened to me. xD the airport kept having to send it to different airports to try and catch up to me seeing as I was on a cruise ship and constantly moving.

ImInABox 6

Friday 10 June 2011 19:08

It's a conspiracy against you, OP.

AnagenisisZagus 13

Friday 10 June 2011 22:16

^Hush.

hawtchick111 0

Friday 10 June 2011 23:55

what's OP?

YacL 15

Saturday 11 June 2011 0:28

Optimus Prime, as explained a while ago by a different commenter.

mk58 31

Friday 10 June 2011 19:09

You are the Chosen One.

NomOnShroomz 14

Friday 10 June 2011 19:09

It didn't get left behind. By the way I'm enjoying your Viagra very much.

tehman117 21

Saturday 13 July 2013 19:58

Nobody thinks your funny

twixxone 4

Friday 10 June 2011 19:12

airlines always end up ******* up a good vacation!

comepoopwithme 0

Friday 10 June 2011 19:48

so do passengers sometimes

thecuriouswho15 0

Friday 10 June 2011 19:12

I HATE when that happens Xp sorry man!

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