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By twoleftfeet - 19/10/2017 00:35
Today, I got called "the day-drinking problem with today's society" by a passerby cause I'd stumbled across a significant bit of the sidewalk. I figured it would be better to accept it than admit that I had actually tripped over my own feet and failed to regain balance as I'm clumsy AF. FML.