By Smooth - 21/01/2018 22:14
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Whatever. Same scenario for me, but got stuck on the toilet seat when I sat down hard and then sliding in shit. Long story short, ex wife came, talked with me from outside room, then left as I said I needed help. Finally got out of there when the police came as a courtesy call for my ex, since I still had not charged my phone. They drag me into my bedroom, shitty ass no pants and I see two more cops, 4 paramedics and the best part, my landlord. 24 hours in my bathroom.
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