Love and Suspicious: In the words of Shaggy...

In the words of Shaggy...

By WasntMe - 28/05/2018 20:30

Today, my husband went through my phone and computer, accusing me of cheating. Baffled and hurt by the untrue accusation, I asked what he found that made him think that. He replied, "Nothing! Absolutely nothing!" Apparently, no evidence IS evidence. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/11/2017 15:00

Today, my husband accused me of cheating on him and demanded to look through my phone. When he found nothing, he admitted to having his first gay experience this weekend and just wanting something to “even the field” before telling me. FML

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By gmac0417 - 01/09/2012 06:02 - United States

Today, I found out my husband has been talking to another woman on Facebook. His only defense was, "I thought I deleted the messages." FML

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By BetrayedGirl - 13/01/2010 12:40 - United States

Today, my friend told me men can't be trusted. I told her that wasn't true; I have my husband's password to his email but I never check it because I trust him. She bet me he was doing something bad, and to prove her wrong I looked. Turns out he has been cheating on me for 8 months. FML

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By Hm - 08/02/2010 04:03 - United States

Today, I found out the love of my life, my husband, is cheating on me. When I confronted him about it, his response was, "Don't blame me, you're the gullible bitch." FML

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By LolaBell - 24/04/2015 14:12 - United States - Brookfield

Today, my husband admitted that he's been spying on me for the last 5 years to see if I was cheating, out of paranoia brought on by his own cheating for all 5 of those years. FML

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By Katie - 09/10/2012 05:42 - United States - Homewood

Today, I received frantic calls and messages from my husband wondering where I was and if I was cheating on him. I was in the same house as him. FML

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By batgirlrules881 - 07/11/2009 15:26 - United States

Today, I confronted my boyfriend because I suspected he had been cheating. His reply? "Took you long enough to figure it out." FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2011 23:15 - France

Today, I decided to prank my boyfriend by putting a pair of panties in his coat pocket. I stormed in and confronted him with the "evidence". I guess the prank worked; he broke down and confessed to cheating on me. FML

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By clueless - 29/10/2009 04:09 - Canada

Today, I confronted my boyfriend, suspecting that he has been cheating on me during the past few months. He vehemently denied it. Then told me it would never happen again. What? FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2011 16:13 - Singapore

Today, my husband's car was stolen from our driveway while he was out jogging. We'd recently had a huge fight, and he accused me of having done this to get revenge. I was at work all day, but it seems this doesn't make any difference to his dumb, paranoid ass. FML

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Ghostrui 30

Friday 18 May 2018 3:19

Half the time out of nowhere cheating accusations stem from the accuser being guilty of cheating themselves. You should probably start looking into things, as they might be projecting their personal guilt onto you.

timinator5000 28

Monday 28 May 2018 20:34

Ask to see his phone. if he won't then he is being 2 faced and most likely cheating. I'm sorry :(

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Ghostrui 30

Friday 18 May 2018 3:19

timinator5000 28

Monday 28 May 2018 20:34

Ask to see his phone. if he won't then he is being 2 faced and most likely cheating. I'm sorry :(

RichardPencil 30

Monday 28 May 2018 21:07

Welcome to Trumperica! In this world, obvious evidence is “fake news”, so it stands to reason that no evidence is evidence.

DanielleinDC 33

Monday 28 May 2018 21:33

He's probably cheating on you and by accusing you is throwing you off his scent.

Shorterry 7

Monday 28 May 2018 22:00

let that be a lesson to all you non cheats SOB's

Siobhán Joanne Weiss-Donnelly 10

Monday 28 May 2018 22:03

That sounds like an abusive relationship.

TomeDr 24

Monday 28 May 2018 22:40

I hate to say it but you might want to beware. A cheater often accuses their spouse of cheating. Mine did.

Late For Breakfast 19

Tuesday 29 May 2018 0:06

That’s called gaslighting

Karate_Chop 3

Monday 28 May 2018 22:41

“Using no way as a way, having no limitation as limitation.” -Bruce Lee "Using no evidence as evidence." -OP's husband

manb91uk 22

Tuesday 29 May 2018 0:41

Your husband has more issues than Jordan's cover clipping collection...

limeychefboy 14

Tuesday 29 May 2018 1:34

Yeah my latin wife is the same, it sucks but i don’t let it get to me, in 1 ear, out the other.. i only control how i react not her so i let it all go. Besides, i know the truth and that’s what matters to me.