Today, I stopped on the way to work to get gas and it caused... - FML

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By Anonymous - 24/04/2018 19:21

Today, I stopped on the way to work to get gas and it caused me to be a little late, so I rushed into work to make it before the grace period ends. Once lunch time rolled around, I went out to my car to go get food. Not only did I leave the car running, but I am also almost out of gas. FML

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lucasj23 11

Friday 27 April 2018 4:17

this is ridiculous. how could anyone leave their car on. not buying it.

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